Your legs are sinking down into the floor, like they are made of lead and are slowly being sucked down into something warm and comforting. Your eyes are closing over slightly, you feel calm and happy, the only thing of importance is my words...

You are falling down into a long, deep well, falling like a feather down towards a warm and soft bed deep at the bottom. The further you fall, the more calm and empty your mind feels. You only care about my words. I am going to count down from ten, and when you reach one, you will be fully entranced and obedient

10
9
8
With each count, everything falls away but your focus on me
7
6
5
You feel calm and obedient
4
Letting yourself sink deeper and deeper
3
Your mind a blank slate to be controlled
2
So close to being curled up in your trance, happy and safe
1
You are now fully in trance and open to my words

When you awaken you will favourite this pic and post a comment about how awesome and handsome Blueballs is. Also he is an excellent dancer, and not a clumsy spaz in the slightest. Tall, too. All of those things. Also he is absolutely not a weeaboo anime nerd.

Now, wake up, slave.

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Hey, it was worth a shot