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Current Skeekers Storyline Chapters 53-58


Chapter 53: “Eve Before The Graveyard”

After defeating the SoQ, the Skeekers went back to Columbia and also stayed in the hotel with the hopes of resting before Fiesta.

Virtuegen said that he was “ready to get his hands on Coinneach come Friday” and that he “was going to bury him six feet under the ground”.

Coinneach said that he was not threatened by VG or would not be threatened by Virtuegen.

VG responded by saying a quote that would later be cited as one of the most badass SWE lines ever during a house show promo where Coinneach faced off with VG just 24 hours before the Graveyard match:

“Coinneach Murray, just know that you are asking for death. Pray to your god no more, pray to me that I spare your life and not smite you hitherto undreamt of. And know that you are asking for me to put you six feet under.”
Later on that Thursday, the Skeekers headed to Dimata. They planned on going to the city of Toā Kogana on the Island of Akale.

The city was in danger again, and this was due to a group of SoQ militants threatening to bomb them after being enraged that the Skeekers defeated them in Mazar-e-Lakhtar in Al-Karan. Toā Kogana was a pretty city just west of Akala’ue lake on Akale Island. Akale was one of seven major islands in Dimata. It was near O’keala’e Island, which was northwest of it, Ditanga Island, which was north of it, Di’Ma’Ta Island, which was northeast, and Ke’ala Island, which was south. Near Di’Ma’Ta and Ke’ala were the islands of Toganela and Di’kea’ale, which were far east from Akale.

Akale had problems with terrorists in the past. Sol Tua had told her boyfriend, VG,  about the story in which her grandpa and great-grandma and great-grandpa had left Dimata for the Thunder Bay, UFN after Qidafist extremists tried to kill people that followed the Sundarian religion. Tua was glad to be back home, but worried that people would judge her for leaving. The Anui family was still located in Dimata, and her aunt, uncle and cousins still lived in the capital of Dimata, Tafa U’Kala Dima. Her mom and dad moved to Thunder Bay thanks to the influx of Qidafist extremism that came from the neighboring nation of Kazanikstan, as well as those that came from Hantuo intending on making Dimata a part of the People’s Republic. And racism to those from Chozo and Karai on the account of their skin color, plus racism to the anthropomorphic animal tribes in Dimata, made the Anui family relocate.

VG always said that racism was still a thing wherever the Skeekers went. This was true, as Qidafist Thornabs were subjects of just plain wrong micro-aggressions and hate in the streets thanks to the incorrect stereotype that “all Qidafists were ‘terrorists’” and that they were “savages” to some extent. Joetta had been bullied after she moved from the UTR to Animalia for being Qidafist, and Gesang also was the subject of hate for also being a Sundarian Thornab from Ganliggan and a Qidafist.

Loko and Luís were also victims of racism, and Luís always could recall the times he was called a “wetback”, “beaner” or “spic” by racist jerks from the SAF and across the nation that looked down on him despite his hard-working and loving demeanor that set him apart as a shining star with the SoM or in the ring with the SWE. Loko was teased and made fun of for his accent and for speaking broken English, and this sad fact was hard to ignore. Even Virtue had been a victim of racism towards him. Being called “nihner” by Diablo and Eternity was hard. When he was with the RA, Ether long felt impressed by Virtue’s hard work and thought that people like Eternity and Camo should respect Virtue. With the Resistance Army and Bois now inside Shiitiicii, Virtue was still called the Niyin slur online by Eternity and his buddies, and Harmony could not get them to listen like her cousin could do.

Sadly, Virtuegen knew that this was a horrible and sad truth that those people did not see the worth of Skeekers that were an ethnic minority.

The same went with Dimatans. Some did not like the Chozoni or Karaiyans, and some were called The N-Word in the street and spat on. Sol was right about the animal tribes being hated, too. While Joetta’s tribe was beloved in the UTR, some tribes of furry people were cursed at and assaulted, even raped or killed in some cases. Sol’s tribe shared some of the islands with the Sundarian human tribes that made up about 87% of Dimata and 94% of all of Sundaria. Sundaria was a vast and diverse continent much like, according to VG, “Earth’s Oceania”. VG said the cultures reminded him of Asian and Pacific Islanders and were very much like Hawaii, Palau, New Zealand, Samoa, Indonesia, Micronesia, Papua New Guinea, The Midway Atoll, Guam, Kiribati, and others. VG did not condone racism towards those from Sundaria, and hated the fact that the stats didn’t lie from those Moore World League Surveys saying 53% ethnic hate crimes so far in 3889 were against Thornabs, 37% were against Sundarians, and the other 10% was against Chazenians, Jiaoites and anthropomorphic people, basically furries from the WFE, UFN and from small minority tribes. Of course, only about 0.3% was against the Chatsaú, which Kaela lamented as a “shame that my people are overlooked as the ĆSU genocides us mercilessly.”

As the Skeekers headed to Dimata, Sol expressed her worries to her boyfriend, VG.

She said that she loved being home, but the fact that she was not only an ethnic minority but was also a transgender female made her think that she might get some odd looks.

VG comforted her by saying that he’d stand up for her, and if anybody said anything, he’d firmly tell them to “f**k off”, because “you’re my girlfriend and I accept you no matter what.”

They safely arrived on Akale Island and prepared to go and protect the innocent people from the SoQ.

When they reached the city, the Skeekers found that a group of SoQ militants were chasing an old woman down the street with knives and guns. The Skeekers sprang into action and defeated the terrorists before they could hurt the old lady.

The older woman thanked them
And actually recognized Sol. She knew Sol’s dad and knew that she was one of the famous Skeekers that travelled the world. She said that her father and her knew each other in school and used to be buddies.

The older woman was Kailani Afa’we’ga, and Kailani said that she had spotted some of the terrorists heading down into a cave that she assumed was a base for them. The Skeekers decided to follow down into the cave and decided to go and hunt them down.

The Skeekers succeeded and defeated them, forcing them out of the city and into the wilderness of the jungle of Kuaehiae.

Chapter 54: “Return to Jiao”

The Skeekers had to return to Jiao hours later, and there was no break with the Skeekers coming from defeating the SoQ.

In Praradesh, in the eastern part of Jiao, the SoM headed there with defeating the SoQ again in mind.

VG described them as a “whack-a-mole game where they keep popping up with guns and Qidafa when you hit one with that damn mallet” as they headed there.

The Skeekers headed to Praradesh, and this town was nuzzled in between the cities of Jangapur and Jharaoshir. The twin cities of Jadhaaldesh and Khashjhaavar  sat just north, and the city of Lachorega sat south of the small town. This town was around a star-shaped intersection of mountain ranges with the area between each “spoke”
having a city. The area was known as the Five Taara of The East, with the ten cities being Jangapur and Jharaoshir being with in between the northern point of the star, and the eastern point sat between Jarash and Dhilesh. The southern point had Lachorega and Shindhar. The eastern point had Sangal and Chirjad. The west had Khoradh and Chojpuri. Praradesh actually was nestled in the mountains and you could see all ten cities from there.

The city was a hotspot for crime at times, and the Qidafist and Vandhaoist extremists ran amuck and tried to force the will of their teachings and ideologies on the poor people just trying to live peacefully.

The Skeekers went there and forced the SoQ to descend to a lower area in the range, and hide as the WPU arrived and smoked them out into a trap they laid out. The SoQ were arrested and taken away.

The Skeekers had a long day and now, VG could finally rest in order to prepare for his Graveyard match against Coinneach.

They ended the day going to the hotel pool, where VG defeated both Joetta and Sol in a swimming race from one end of the pool to the other.

Soon, the Skeekers would be busy again. Meanwhile, in Shiitiicii, a great evil was coming for the Skeekers. A small naval post off the coast of Shiitiicii was attacked by the strange cultist fanatic Akbar bin Yusuf, and Yusuf was actually the leader of the SoQ and was a super-powered human being that wanted to kill the Skeekers.

He killed many STCite officers, and said that he was coming for VG Virtuegen soon.

Chapter 55: “Secret Evil”

The next day, the Skeekers heard about Yusuf and prepared to learn more about the mysterious Fanatic that trashed the naval base and killed many innocent men. They went to the base and discovered that he had killed almost everybody there, and also took some people hostage. They found that one man was alive, and in his last words before he died, he revealed that the SoQ had taken them to Mohemad, Al-Karan.

The Skeekers headed there and got permission from the ĆSU to search for Yusuf, but they found nothing but an oddly abandoned base that had some clues as to where they had went. The Skeekers headed to Al-Jiyadha next, and searched again, only to find another abandoned location. The elusive SoQ terrorists were toying with the SAF at this point in a mind game, a mental chess match where VG knew that it would take thinking two steps ahead to outwit Yusuf.

The Skeekers called the ĆSU and talked with Pavlovich, who said that he wanted them found ASAP, as Shiitiicii was accusing the ĆSU of kidnapping them, and the Supreme Leader did not want war whatsoever. Shiitiicii was threatening to press for more answers if the ĆSU did not have a response. High officials of the ĆSU denied having anything to do with this and blamed the SoQ, who actually were the culprits here, not the ĆSU. Yet Shiitiicii, being a charter member of the WPU, said that the ĆSU was a “liar” and that they wanted them to admit that they were behind this. The WWHO got involved with the feud and said that the “Skeekers should get to the bottom of this, as they are smart enough to know what is going on.” The ĆSU agreed but stated that the SoM already was on it, making things more suspicious, and this made the WPU think that the SAF allied with the ĆSU. The Skeekers Council denied this later that day and said, “we are mediators and peacekeepers that intend on hearing both sides and being fair and impartial. The SoM will ascertain the true identity of the culprit as promised and put this to rest once and for all. We can assure that we are leaning to neither the ĆSU nor the WPU. We act as a middle man, a third party that will settle this. We have a lead on the SoQ, who has been active against us for the last few days. We believe they are the ones to blame, but they are innocent until proven guilty, and we will not assume they are behind this without proper evidence.”

The Skeekers rested back in Columbia after stumbling on some dead ends and being unable to find out more about the SoQ.

Chapter 56: “Yusuf, You Safe”

The SoQ was running amok in the Dark Continent, and while the Skeekers tried to sort out the bickering between the ĆSU, WWHO, WPU, UFN and Shiitiicii, Yusuf struck again and bombed the Financial District of Qidafabad, generating a large fire that the local firefighters rushed towards to put it out. The explosion took thirty lives, and the resulting fire actually killed seven more people.

The Skeekers could not go to Qidafabad at the moment, thanks to VG being busy with Coinneach Murray in the Graveyard match later that night. But they did point fingers at the SoQ again almost as if to say, “see, I told you it wasn’t the ĆSU” to the WPU. VG said online on his posted picture of him watching local news videos showing the blaze in Qidafabad, “The ĆSU would never bomb a city that was one of the biggest trading cities in the whole country. And with Pavlovich promising to treat Qidafists better in Uparshistan, they would not kill them. @WPUOfficial @STCGOV See, I told you so!”

Both tagged accounts of the WPU and Shiitiicii President saw this , but only the Shiitiicii President’s account responded to VG, “@VGVirtuegenSWE like we believe you. You are just kissing the ĆSU’s ass. What happened to you trying to keep them in line? Now, you’re just pandering to their needs and carrying out the things you do like a bootlicker. Of course, if you can prove that they didn’t bomb the city to make it look like that, go ahead and prove it to me.”

VG shot back, “@STCGOV when I get a confession from Yusuf, I hope you are ready to apologize for that. The alarm bells are screaming SoQ, and I do not doubt that it was them. When we catch Akbar bin Yusuf, I think you might owe me one.”

With that post by VG on the MooreNet, it received 560K views, 1,680 likes and 750 comments. Some comments were just the regular VG haters spewing nonsense and lies about VG, but some of the WWHO members were trash-talking VG and insulting him. Others praised VG’s prayers for the people of Qidafabad, saying that he was a kind hero for looking out for their city.

Joetta said that VG should “stop ragebaiting  people online like Shiitiicii.”

Luís said to VG after that, “No quiero luchar con sus gobiernos y solo quiero paz en el mundo. Es tanto que tenemos que echar la culpa en las personas que literalmente están buscando al pinche cabrón que lo hizo. Esos pendejos, güey… no puedo comprender eso, y ellos son equivocados.”

This translated from Spanish to English, “I don’t want to fight with their governments and I just want peace in the world. It’s so much that we have to put the blame on the people who are literally looking for the f**king a**hole  who did it. Those a**holes, guey… I can’t understand that, and they’re wrong

The Fiesta episode finally came after a long week where VG anticipated the pain he would suffer in order to put Coinneach away and get some leverage before SkeekerMania! V and his big match that would be for the Undisputed Championship Title in the main event on SkeekerMania! V Sunday. This match would be live on TV, and shot with cameras live on TV late at night in the place where the Skeekers had once stormed into to bust the Blackbirds some time ago. The area had been dug out, and the SWE bought a casket where the goal was to trap the other guy in the casket, then bury him under the dirt. There were two graves dug out, one had a tombstone with VG’s name on it, the other had Coinneach’s name on it. The other person had to “put” the respective person in their “grave” with an SWE referee there to judge and monitor the match. There would be no Disqualifications, no count-outs, no time limits and anything would go. The only way to win was to bury the opponent six feet under.

Coinneach and VG immediately saw each other and started beating on each other. VG grabbed Coinneach and threw him down a hill. He tumbled down and was bruised up after that. VG smashed Coinneach’s head with a rock and power bombed  him onto a log. Coinneach countered and slammed VG into the log, then slashed at  VG with a twig. Virtuegen pulled brass knuckles out and hit Coinneach in the face with them, then started beating him with a rock again. The referee checked on them, and saw that VG was choking out Coinneach. Murray countered and spiked VG’s throat again, then ran down to a creek and waited there. VG grappled Coinneach and forced his head underwater, then hit him with another rock on the head. Coinneach swept VG’s leg and he was carried down the creek and into a small lake. VG waited in the middle of the lake and then tried to drown Murray again. Murray grabbed a stone and bashed VG’s skull with it, buying him enough time to swim ashore and escape off to a hill. The referee watched as VG chased after him, then used a vine to choke him. Trying to use the rope like a noose, Coinneach managed to get VG off of him by kicking him in the gut, then headed back up to where the graves were. VG grabbed a shovel and smashed Coinneach’s head in with it, and kicked him into the casket. He tried to close the casket, but Coinneach got out and threw VG into the  headstone. VG was stunned, and Coinneach carried VG over to his grave and tried to toss him into the casket, but VG slipped off of his shoulders and kicked him in the spine.

Virtuegen ended up hitting Coinneach so hard with the brass knuckles that he was out, allowing VG to bury him for the win.

After the Fiesta Episode, the SWE crew headed up to Pariah in the next week of their tour. The SWE headed up by bus, but the SoM headed up by the Thundercloud. Checking in, the Skeekers could chill at the hotel while they waited for the others to arrive.

The SoM went to the park and participated in a charity baseball game. VG hit a leadoff home run into the stratosphere, and Virtue followed with a Home Run that also left the park. By the fifth inning, the Northside Pariah Team had jumped to an 8-0 lead over South Pariah, but Virtuegen’s allowed four runs as the Southside climbed to cut the deficit to 8-4. A two run bomb from Joetta allowed the South team to get within two, and it was 8-6.

The coach put VG in at the pitching position, because VG requested to pitch. This resulted in VG smoking the other team for two innings, getting six K’s and also masterfully destroying the batters. VG had once played sports at the University of North Carolina at Chapel hill, or UNC. VG was a star Tar Heel that played basketball, football, baseball, wrestling and was a track star. Ethan had stayed in Dayton and went to Sinclair Community College while VG relocated to North Carolina.  They had still kept in contact from 2024 to 2028 as they went to college to study.

VG was a nasty pitcher, and he long cited Rollie Fingers of the Oakland A’s, Cy Young of the Naps, Spiders and Cardinals, Aroldis Chapman of the Cincinnati Reds, Chris Sale of the Red Sox/ White Sox, and even cited Randy Johnson of the Diamondbacks as his pitching inspirations. VG didn’t play in the MLB, but the Reds had once offered for VG to play for them.

Virtuegen struck Joetta out swinging in the bottom of the ninth, and also struck out Sol. The top of the ninth had Luís get a big hit and allow Virtue to score to take a 10-6 lead. Virtuegen struck out the side in the bottom of the ninth to win. Joetta was mad at VG for taunting her as he struck her out with just three pitches for the final out. VG had hit the mark with a slider, knuckle curveball and fastball (in that order) to stump Joetta. That last fastball got her looking as she stepped back, and the game was over. Pariah donated 16,000 dollars to cancer research and thanked the Skeekers for helping raise money with every run scored. Virtuegen actually rubbed it on Joetta a little too much, and Joetta nearly snapped at VG.

Chapter 57: “Extreme Rules/ Almost SkeekerMania!”

That Monday, VG called out Coinneach as they headed towards the extreme rules match. VG also called him out again on Tuesday. And Virtuegen was convinced that he was going to beat Max Cross and Coinneach Murray.

That Friday, VG fell to Coinneach and Max, but VG said it was a façade, and that he meant to lose as to “instill false hopes into him”. He said he lost because he “was s**t out of luck, he meant to lose to make Coinneach think he would win, and that he was losing interest in the beef and wanted to stop feeling so immortal.”

Chapter 58: “Swamps, Mountains And Sky”

The next day, the Skeekers planned on going home to set up SkeekerMania! V.

But a mission came in, and the ĆSU called the SoM to Smyrgan to battle a deadly monster haunting the area.

The Smyrgan Swamp Monster had been causing problems in the area for locals, and the SoM had to find it now.

When they got there, they found a sewage drain connected to the floating islands that made up the city. VG was standing in the gray water as Ethan complained at VG and begged him to get out of the dirty water. VG taunted Ethan jokingly and tossed what looked like dirty underwear at him that he found on a stick in the sewer port.

With that, the Skeekers headed to a small pond just nearby. Ethan felt that something was nearby, and Virtue also sensed danger. Ethan waded into the swamp waters and was suddenly dragged under. He suddenly exploded out of the water, gasping for air before getting dragged down again. Virtue saw that as Ethan was back up, Joetta got suddenly dragged under. After Joetta got back up, something pulled VG under. The Skeekers rushed to the banks of the pond, but Ethan was lagging behind and got pulled under again.

After a minute, Ethan flew out of the water and into the air, then landed on the ground. He woke up after Virtue aroused his unconscious body, and spit up swamp water on Ethan.

As VG asked what had happened, Ethan fearfully looked to the other side of the pond.

On the other side, a vine-like plant monster with glowing red eyes stared down the Skeekers of Moore, and VG fearfully watched it look at them. VG turned to Ethan to check on him, and then looked back at to see the monster, but the thing was gone somehow. The Skeekers headed back to the ship to regroup and regain their bearings. Ethan said he had a pain in his neck. He also was walking uncomfortably as they headed back. As they walked, they saw a clump of green vines hanging from a tree, and suddenly, it had red eyes staring at Ethan.

Ethan fell back as he realized it was the Swamp Monster, and it started attacking him. Virtue interrupted to challenge the beast, and to the Skeekers’ surprise, the thing could speak. It said that it wanted to fight Virtue. Scorpis attacked, but could barely land a hit on the monster. Oddly enough, its body was made of vines, and it could pull itself apart and create spaces in its body to avoid getting hurt.

VG smartly saw that when it did this, it opened up a spot in its “head” and saw it had a brain.

VG advised for Virtue to attack the brain in order to kill it. It knocked Virtue back as he tried to grapple it and pry open the vines, then attacked Ethan.

Virtue became enraged that the Swamp Monster was kicking a man when he was down, and used his rage to annihilate the beast and crush its brain.

Virtuegen helped Ethan up, and saw something fall off of his neck. It was some sort of growth from the Monster, and Virtue knew it had tracked them down.

As they went to the ship, Ethan said that he never wanted to go here again.

Of course, Ethan sat in his seat in the ThunderCloud with discomfort, and VG noticed.

He asked what was wrong, and Ethan let slip that when he was pulled under by the beast, the vines climbed up his legs and slithered into a certain area, then “touched him in an uncomfortable place”.

He looked down at his rear end, and VG knew that he had been sodomized by the Monster. Everybody burst out laughing at this, because this was unexpected to them.

Ethan became embarrassed and said to never talk about it again. With that, VG gave Ethan the new nickname “Vine In Hole”, and the Skeekers did not let him forget for a long time.

When they got home, Virtuegen said that he wanted to watch the Fur Falls Tigers play the Chazenia Cubs at home, since the Moore World Baseball League (MWBL) started with Opening Day on Friday.

That Sunday, the Skeekers of Moore went to watch the Tigers play against the Cubs.

So far, this was the last game in a three-game series at home versus the Chazenia Cubs. On Friday, The Tigers won, 7-4. The day before, Fur Falls beat Chazenia 8-5. And the Tigers could now sweep the Cubs and head to their next series. They would start their next series on Tuesday in Englewood against the Englewood Kraken.

Many of the WWHO members rooted for the Kraken, as they were based in Shiitiicii.

The long rivalry between the Kraken and Tigers was well known across the world, and it was one of the best matches in the East League. Some other great rivalries were the Moore City Sharks and the Al-Sabawi Suns, the Hantuo Dragons and the Dimata Warriors, the Qidafabad Nomads and the Punabad Cobras, and the Mohemad Tornados and the Equis Stallions. Joetta was a fan of the Suns, and said she wanted to also see the series from April 10 to April 13, since the Suns would be in town to play the Tigers.

The Skeekers went to the game and watched as the Tigers swept the Cubs with a 10-4 win at home. VG actually caught a foul ball that went at him after Tigers DH Hector Martinez fouled a ball that flew high in the air and landed in VG’s glove during the third inning. Virtue ate three whole hot dogs (buns and all) that he purposely drowned in ketchup and mustard after Ethan dared him to do it. Luís said that he wanted to (jokingly) eat a diet of shelled peanuts for a week, and Sol said that she was also checking the Dimata Warriors-Hantuo Dragons game. She was happy to know that Dimata beat Hantuo, 5-3.

Meanwhile, Kaela wasn’t too interested in baseball, so she played on her phone most of the time. Ethan, VG and Virtue got into a partially heated and partially friendly argument about MLB Hall of Famers and argued about things from hating on the balk rule and the pitch clock rule to Babe Ruth to even the Iron Horse Lou Gehrig and Ty Cobb.  

Of course, Luís overheard, but was not familiar with Earth’s version of baseball and other sports. VG filled him in at times about the intricacies of baseball back home on Earth and the history of baseball itself.

Ethan told Virtue how fun it was to watch the Dayton Dragons with VG. Virtue asked VG what baseball was like playing as a North Carolina Tar Heel, and VG told an old story where he stole 2nd, 3rd and Home base after blazing a ball into right field for a single against the Duke Blue Devils one night. Ethan compared it to Elly De La Cruz, and VG said “that’s true, some of those balls I smacked into space had a family”

In all, that nice Sunday afternoon out to watch baseball was a memory. VG continued to lightly nudge Ethan about the “Vine Incident” from the day before that day, and Ethan threatened to shove him in a trashcan in the park.

When they got home, the setting up of SkeekerMania! was going on, and the SWE Friday Night Fiesta Announcers Error and Norbert asked Virtue about the merch shipment coming in from Hantuo. Since many things were produced in Hantuo, the SAF had a partnership with Hantuo to produce their merch. This included SWE merch like replica belts, plushies, action figures, shirts, hats, and other things.

The Skeekers were hurrying to get progress on setting up SkeekerMania! V ‘s space as a severe storm rolled in from Al-Karan into Equis and into the UFN.

The actual Skeekers owned a large collection of their respective merch. VG owned dozens of action figures of all of the Fluffy Five (Gesang, Luís, Ethan, Loko and himself), and just recently, he made the display on his shelf show a grisly scene with his favorite versions of the action figure versions of his friends beating up on an action figure of Coinneach. Virtue had told VG to “get rid of that” and to “stop provoking Coinneach”.

Joetta collected many different plushies of her friends.

The thing was, the shipment of a large amount of exclusive and limited SM! Merch was supposed to be here now. But it was not, for some reason. Suddenly, as Norbert and Error were talking to Virtue and VG, Hantuonian truck drivers arrived and told them that pirates had seized control of the cargo ship as it was passing by the port of Fort Keegan, Shiitiicii.

The Skeekers headed down to there and managed to clear the ship of hostiles, then piloted the ship to Thunder Bay so that they could deliver the items to Fur Falls.

Meanwhile, VG got word that Akbar bin Yusuf had been spotted somewhere near Kabirtas, Haqsa, Uparshistan in the ĆSU.

The next morning, The Skeekers left late as a big storm rolled into Fur Falls, and they headed there to deal with the terrorists.

They landed in Kabirtas and started looking for the terrorists from the SoQ. VG decided to be goofy and started insulting the other members of his team as they headed to the Capital of the Haqsa province.

He rushed up the steps and also proclaimed loudly how he got there first, and this made Joetta get annoyed by him. Luís overheard the exchange going on between VG and Joetta, then VG also told Luís to “stay in his lane”. Virtuegen exclaimed how this “book” (breaking the fourth wall again and saying how this and him were fictional- VG could break the fourth wall and was aware that be was fictional. This was one of his powers, besides strength, speed, regeneration and intelligence)  was raunchy, then started saying random slurs to see what would get him in trouble.

VG accidentally called Virtue something offensive and then almost got blown up by Virtue, who aimed a Rahi glyph at him to shut him up. Virtue missed, and Virtue cursed him out at that moment. The argument evolved into a verbal fight between Joetta and Virtuegen, and Joetta called VG a “pedo”, and VG tripped her jokingly. VG continued to insult Joetta before Virtue griped at VG, “could you at least be PG for five f**king seconds?”. VG continued to use a couple of innuendos before seemingly making a reference to “incel” culture, and Virtue thought that VG was defending that, but Virtuegen confirmed that he was actually explaining how wrong it was to Ethan in another context.

With that, the brief screwing around stopped, and the Skeekers centered themselves to talk with governor of Haqsa. It turned out that ĆSU Supreme Leader Pavlovich was in the room and was finishing up his business with the governor, and he thanked the Skeekers for their efforts to kill the Swamp Monster the previous day.

Ethan alluded to the embarrassing incident that happened to him for a brief second, and VG had to hold in giggles with the others as Pavlovich shrugged it off and left, having finished business.

The Governor, Ali Musyar, told the Skeekers that the SoQ members were hiding out on Mount Tehran, and they were hiding from the Uparshistani and Chaziet (ĆSU) government. With that, the Skeekers decided to head up the mountain and find them.

The Skeekers went in and killed many of the enemies, but they soon found out that bin Yusuf was super powered. Bin Yusuf and Virtue squared off, and he taunted and bragged at the samurai on how strong he was. With one swipe, Virtue took the head off of him, killing him in one blow.

With that, the Skeekers returned to the city and talked with the governor. Ali Musyar thanked them for their hard work, and paid the SoM for their work. With that, the Skeekers returned home and prepared for SkeekerMania! V, which was now just five days away.