Farfir (Farfir the Clever) is an evil white dragon–mage, an ally of the evil witches of the University of «Brilliant Light» (Aka the «University of Light Witches»). Farfir the Clever is an occasional parody character for my parody setting of the Animuverse.

Farfir is an evil businessman, underground criminal mastermind, liar, hypocrite, thief, cheat, possessor of enormous sense of personal greatness, man–eater, and double traitor – first Farfir betrayed the Monster King because the Monster King wanted to re–educate Farfir. Farfir betrayed the Monster King and escaped to the human kingdom of Animuland. But before doing so, Farfir stole the Monster Kingdom's Institute of Progressive Magic, where Farfir worked, an entire collection of artifacts and a huge stack of documents on the development of new magical items. Farfir sold all the stolen artifacts and documents for double the price to the Directress of the «Brilliant Light» University. Farfir then betrayed the witches of the university as well. Later, the witches brutally murdered Farfir – for betraying them. Farfir betrayed the witches of the university when he tried to force the witches to pay him interest on the old contract between Farfir and the Directress of the university by deceit and blackmail – the Directress bought from Farfir magical artifacts and documents on the "secret" developments of the mages of the Monster Kingdom for one hundred thousand gold pieces (Twenty thousand gold pieces can buy a small kingdom with all the inhabitants and property).

Farfir resented the Shining Light University Directress for buying his "goods" from him for one hundred thousand gold pieces - later, the greedy and evil Farfir decided that his "goods" were worth much more. So in order to get revenge on the Directress, Farfir waited for many years so that he had a convenient chance to blackmail the Witch Directress and force her to pay Farfir non-existent interest on the contract with the Directress, written by Farfir in the dragon language (The dragon language the Directress did not know when she signed the contract, using a magician translator to read the text of the contract).

Later, Farfir killed or destroyed the last human mage-translators in the kingdom who knew the dragon language, hoping to prevent the Directress from translating the old contract again. Farfir remembered that there was NOT a clause in the text of the contract about paying interest to him, the dragon Farfir. So Farfir was really hoping that the Directress would not have time to translate the contract text before Farfir came to the Directress and demanded payment of his non-existent interest on the contract to buy his "rarest goods."

However, the Directress immediately realized when she bought the goods from Farfir that Farfir would definitely try to cheat her. Therefore, the Directress had learned the dragon language on her own after spending many years doing so. When Farfir's elite dragon golems stole the ultimate mana stone from the top floor of the Moon Prism Tower from «Brilliant Light» University, the Directress sent the anime's evil heroine, Kalko Tartuer, and her gang of witch apprentices to attack Farfir's hideout, Vault №13, located in the ruins of an ancient citadel of elemental mages, to force Farfir to reveal himself and make the dragon more cooperative.

After destroying Vault №13's guards – flying dragon golems – the Kalko Gang landed on the Vault itself, Hellraiser–style. However, the students Stella and Griazelka, whom Kalko had forced to participate in the attack on Vault №13, tried to avoid killing the Vault guards by dealing non–lethal damage to them, causing them to fall to the ground but not explode. Kalko's entire group was soon captured personally by Farfir, who immediately wanted to eat the witch apprentices who had attacked his Vault. The only one Farfir couldn't capture was Kalko herself, who "through her immense Willpower" was able to escape capture.

Even though Kalko was ordered by the Directress not to kill Farfir, as the Directress had devised a punishment for Farfir's betrayal that was far worse than death, Kalko still tried to attack Farfir. However, Kalko was unpleasantly surprised by the fact that Farfir easily destroyed Kalko's exploding super–arrow with her elite magic dome shield. Meanwhile, Stella was able to pick the lock on the prison cage that held her and several captured witch apprentices. The group attempted to open the second cage to free the last of the captives and then to bring in backup, but were again captured by Farfir, who defiantly swallowed Stella so that the other apprentices would be frightened and not want to escape captivity again.

At that moment, a group of higher witches, the Directress's deputy witches from «Brilliant Light» University, led by the Directress herself, arrived at Farfir's hideout. Farfir was shocked by the Directress appearance and spat Stella right at Kalko. Kalko saw the Directress face for the first time, which looked haughty and stern. However, Stella, the best student of «Brilliant Light» University, quickly guessed that the Directress wasn't real.

However, Farfir believed that the real Directress was in front of him. When the Directress read to Farfir the text of the contract in dragon language that she had brought with her, Farfir grudgingly admitted that he wanted to trick the witches at the university into paying him non–existent interest on the contract in order to become even richer. "Directress" made Farfir sign a peace treaty with the witches to rid the university of Farfir's claims. Farfir found this treaty extremely humiliating to himself. The "Directress" also forced Farfir to release all the student witches that Farfir had captured and wanted to eat them alive (Yes, the white dragon Farfir, an ally of the witches, is a cannibal).

Some time later, after the conflict with Farfir was ended, the real Directress of «Brilliant Light» University ordered Shalva Churtt and the anime's evil heroine Kalko to go to Farfir's new hideout, a golden palace on uninhabited Oil Island, and kill Farfir with extreme brutality.

The university Directress figures out how to use Farfir's death to the university's advantage – before Kalko kills Farfir, Shalva Churtt, the Directress top deputy, has Farfir sign a new "contract" – a heartfelt confession, in which Farfir pleads guilty to the "Black dragon magic eater incident" – "A magic–eating dragon, on Farfir's orders, suddenly awakened in the dungeon of the Witches Moon Prism Tower and, on Farfir's orders, attacked «Brilliant Light» University. The magic–eating dragon attempted to steal and eat the high, sorcerer’s mana crystal, which is located on the top floor of the Moon Prism Witch Tower, so that Farfir could force «Brilliant Light» University to pay the non–existent interest on the old contract the University Directress had with Farfir's dragon." This was the text Farfir had read in the scroll of the new "contract". And this "contract" Farfir was obliged to sign – that was what Shalva Churtt demanded, in exchange for a false promise to spare Farfir.

Farfir, who had turned into a hundred–foot skinny white dragon, was horrified by the incredibly brazen lie about himself. The "black dragon–eating magic incident" was definitely not Farfir's fault. The Ancient Magic–Eating Dragon was a captive and slave to the witches of the University of Light Witches ("«Brilliant Light»"), who killed him with extreme cruelty when the Ancient Dragon was no longer needed by the witches. And then – the witches from the University of Light Witches killed Farfir's dragon as well – when Farfir was also no longer needed by the "good" witches.

Farfir signed the "contract" that Shalva Churtt handed him. But Farfir immediately wanted to escape – Farfir smashed his body through the roof of the top floor of the palace and tried to fly over the horizon, seeking escape from the evil witches.

During the final battle against Farfir, Kalko used her favorite fetish against Farfir – Kalko made Farfir's dragon swallow a magical super–arrow. Kalko's super–arrow slowly exploded in Farfir's dragon's long neck and turned into a green growing sphere of energy. As it fell into Farfir's belly, this sphere of energy grew even larger, causing Farfir to inflate into a huge balloon and burst, dying in horrific agony as Kalko's super arrow burned Farfir's dragon from the inside out and ripped its hide with beams of energy. Kalko's super arrow also drained Farfir's arms, legs, tail, neck and tongue from the inside out, turning the mighty white dragon into a laughing stock.

Thus foolishly and very cruelly died Farfir the Clever – a bloodthirsty and evil white dragon. Farfir was the only monster that allied with the witches from the Academy of Evil, the «Brilliant Light» University. However, Farfir became an ally of the witches only because the Witches' Directress bribed Farfir – the artifacts and documents that Farfir sold to the Directress were actually worth half as much. But even after such a disadvantageous deal for the witches, Directress paid Farfir money to help him create magical weapons and design departments of the university. But Farfir's incredible greed and selfishness eventually ruined this evil white dragon.

Farfir is an evil white dragon (Hello, D&D!) that wields air magic. Farfir can shoot lightning bolts from his hands, just as one ancient evil man, the emperor of a galactic empire, used to do. Farfir can also create tornadoes and hurricanes. However, it is difficult for Farfir to use his magic in enclosed spaces – tornadoes and hurricanes will cause damage to Farfir himself if he creates them in a room where he is himself. Farfir is a magical dragon, so he does not fly on wings, but with magic. Farfir also gets very angry when his name is called incorrectly – For example, if a person mispronounces Farfir 's name, that person is likely to be immediately killed by Farfir.

Farfir's main abilities.

Air Magic – Farfir possesses air magic, so he can create wind currents, hurricanes and tornadoes, as well as shoot lightning from his hands.

Magical Dragon – Farfir, like other magical dragons, can only be guaranteed to be killed with magical weapons. Farfir, like other magical dragons, has a very strong body and hide.

Huge sense of personal greatness – Farfir's sense of personal greatness is so strong that it gives Farfir a 50% defense against the first attack of a magical superweapon on Farfir. This ability works once per battle.

Growth Increase – Farfir can transform into a one hundred meter tall white dragon. This ability increases Farfir's strength and defense by about ten times.

Defense Against Air Magic – Air magic spells deal low damage to Farfir. Exception: Air magic spells used by evil anime heroes (There are no other anime heroes in the Animuverse world).

Farfir Magical Pink Bathrobe – This powerful artifact can absorb one strong attack from an evil anime hero if that attack is on Farfir's bathrobe.

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– Of course, esteemed dragon Farfir, – Shalva Churtt said without respect, into the black rectangular hands–free device on the hallway wall of the dragon palace. – I and Kalko have come to CARE for you.

The white dragon Farfir squinted his blue eyes incredulously, looking into the "magic board" screen. The screen showed the corridor of a white and cream–colored hallway, on the first floor of the dragon's angular palace, where Kalko and Shalva – for some reason wearing brown cloak–coats – stood. The dragon grew nervous, but couldn't figure out why.
– Wait, I'll come down to you,– the white dragon decided.
The screen went out with a wave of his right palm.
– What do you mean, "Take care"? – Farfir asked himself, taking the dark gray cup of coffee in his left hand. – I don't understand the word, in the current situation. I think I saw it in a human movie...

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At last Farfir descended from the second floor of the palace to the uninvited guests, Shalva and Kalko. The old white rogue dragon looked scornfully at the two witches, teacher and apprentice.
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– I see you've changed, Farfir, – Shalva Churtt asked with a sneer, stepping forward threateningly. – What's wrong with your jaw? Why are there holes in it? Oh, and your right horn is crooked...
Farfir frowned, silent.
– It is an incomprehensible disease, – Farfir said. – After I and you witches ended our conflict over the interest on the old contract, my body... Started to change. I don't understand why.
– I know why, – Shalva said and smirked sneakily. – Our great witch–Directress used the strongest, most forbidden magic to cast a powerful curse on you, Farfir, a curse that disfigured you, you stupid traitor dragon!

Shalva sharply thrust forward the steel hilt of her cold weapon. A light blue blade of a light magic sword grew out of the hilt.
– It's time to die, dragon traitor! – Shalva Churtt shook her brown cloak–coat. – For democracy and the New Republic of the Directress!