
Meet the Infurnationals: Gojko (National Pig Day)
Name: Gojko
Species: Turopolje Pig
Age: 74
Likes: Bathing, Frutiger aero, Blowing bubbles, Scuba diving, Jazz, Cleancore, The Muppets, Show tunes, Playing piano
Dislikes: Germs (He's Mysophobic), Ageism, Bad manners, Toxic masculinity, Body shaming, Smoking
Favorite Food: Kremšnita
Occupation: Male Sex Worker
Birthplace: Croatia
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Pogo Swordstick
Title: Exotic Swine
Fursonal Quote: “Lisica može promijeniti kožu, ali nikada svoj temperament.”
Mr. H: "*singing* Are y'all achin'! Yep, yep, yep! For some bacon! Yep, yep, yep! They are big pigs! Yep, yep! Y'all can be a big pig, too! Oy! *stops singing* That's right! Today's the day! It's the first day of March, and what does that mean? It's World Pig Day! Where my fine swines at?! Technically speaking, there's a fine new swine entering the Infurnationals building! Say hello to the first Croatian Fur that's joined our roster - Gojko! Peaceful, Fun-loving pig daddy by day...kinky, naughty daddy pig by night. Sure, Gojko may be a clean freak, but he CAN be freaky. And can I just point out how I actually dig the attire he's got on? He looks like a clean bathroom floor with those watery-colored garments. For real, this has "Wet" written all over it. Hehehehehe. Wet. Hehe. If he planted that big pig ass in my face, it'll feel like two big water balloons dropped on me. Ahahahaha! Ahem, anyways, horniness aside, there's more to this grandpapa pig than meets the eye. While he may seem peaceful despite being lowkey naughty, that doesn't mean he can't throw hands. This big old pig fights with a pogo stick! Well, actually...that's NOT just a pogo stick. It's a pogo SWORDSTICK! See that black handle with the three pig heads on it? Yep, that's his sword hidden under there. And he uses that sword to chop some heads. And that's not all, he can use the pogo stick itself to help him jump high across certain hazards and gaps, and also reach high places, too. Surprising how that pogo stick can handle his weight."
Species: Turopolje Pig
Age: 74
Likes: Bathing, Frutiger aero, Blowing bubbles, Scuba diving, Jazz, Cleancore, The Muppets, Show tunes, Playing piano
Dislikes: Germs (He's Mysophobic), Ageism, Bad manners, Toxic masculinity, Body shaming, Smoking
Favorite Food: Kremšnita
Occupation: Male Sex Worker
Birthplace: Croatia
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Pogo Swordstick
Title: Exotic Swine
Fursonal Quote: “Lisica može promijeniti kožu, ali nikada svoj temperament.”
Mr. H: "*singing* Are y'all achin'! Yep, yep, yep! For some bacon! Yep, yep, yep! They are big pigs! Yep, yep! Y'all can be a big pig, too! Oy! *stops singing* That's right! Today's the day! It's the first day of March, and what does that mean? It's World Pig Day! Where my fine swines at?! Technically speaking, there's a fine new swine entering the Infurnationals building! Say hello to the first Croatian Fur that's joined our roster - Gojko! Peaceful, Fun-loving pig daddy by day...kinky, naughty daddy pig by night. Sure, Gojko may be a clean freak, but he CAN be freaky. And can I just point out how I actually dig the attire he's got on? He looks like a clean bathroom floor with those watery-colored garments. For real, this has "Wet" written all over it. Hehehehehe. Wet. Hehe. If he planted that big pig ass in my face, it'll feel like two big water balloons dropped on me. Ahahahaha! Ahem, anyways, horniness aside, there's more to this grandpapa pig than meets the eye. While he may seem peaceful despite being lowkey naughty, that doesn't mean he can't throw hands. This big old pig fights with a pogo stick! Well, actually...that's NOT just a pogo stick. It's a pogo SWORDSTICK! See that black handle with the three pig heads on it? Yep, that's his sword hidden under there. And he uses that sword to chop some heads. And that's not all, he can use the pogo stick itself to help him jump high across certain hazards and gaps, and also reach high places, too. Surprising how that pogo stick can handle his weight."
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Pig / Swine
Gender Male
Size 1761 x 2092px
File Size 2.33 MB
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