Name: Eldritch Esoterica

Species: Western Wallaroo

Age: 57

Likes: Twerking (Secretly), Exotic dancing (Secretly), Drinking games (Secretly), K-Pop, Sex clubs, Surfing, Water skiing, Sending nudes (If asked permission)

Dislikes: Hip-Hop, Country music, Dubstep, Spiders, Mosquitos, Tough guy wannabes, Being provoked, Being disrespected, Xenophobes

Favorite Food: Golden Gaytime

Occupation: Teacher

Birthplace: Western Australia

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Laser-Bladed Boomerang

Title: Appealing Deviant with Keen Intelligence

Fursonal Quote: “Experience is the father of wisdom.”

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Mr. H: "And here I thought we were getting another rabbit teacher or staff, but instead, we've been given a kangaroo teacher. *Looks at "Species" in the bio* Oh wait, this guy is actually a wallaroo. Oh, well. I'm okay with this either way. With that being said, introducing this next new badass teacher...Eldritch Esoterica! While he may be a smart fella, he's also a...fart fella. I mean, this wallaroo dude seriously has some gas problems. Surprisingly nobody at his school died from his stench. They don't call them "Old Farts" for nothing, y'know. Hehe. While Eldrritch teaches in the day, he gets real kinky in the night. No joke! In fact, I heard this dude loves to get dirty more than teaching. No wonder he'd be going to sex clubs during his spare time. This man's full of surprises. While this dude may be old, brilliant...and kinky, he's also not afraid to put up a fight! Speaking of which, Eldritch Esoterica fights with his laser-bladed boomerang. Once he activates his boomerang, he can cut through his enemies up real easily. His boomerang is also capable of throwing once activated, too. Oh, and another thing...be extra cautious standing behind him, or NEAR him even."