City Tripper: *approaches alongside High Roller* Yo, Wolfgang! Isaac! Any update?

Wolfgang: As a matter of fact, there is.

Isaac: One of the Infurnational members has rescued a third captive.

City Tripper: *gives a thumbs up* Cool beans!

High Roller: Hah. This rescue mission is becoming easier than I thought it would.

Smackeroo: *enters the headquarters alongside Roothenium* G’day, mates!

Roothenium: We made it back as fast as possible.

Unnamed Western Wallaroo: …

High Roller: *sees the Unnamed Western Wallaroo* Hm? Say, who’s the new roo over there?

Roothenium: *to High Roller* That…is one of the captives we’ve rescued.

Unnamed Western Wallaroo: That’s right! And I’m damn glad to be out of that hellhole! I still have a score to settle with those bastards!

City Tripper: You’ve been dealing with those maniacs before you even got captured?

Wolfgang: Mind giving us the scoop of what’s happening?

Unnamed Western Wallaroo: Okay. Sit back and relax, and even pop you a bag of popcorn. Here’s how it all went down - it started when I was teaching in high school. There, I suddenly needed to use the dunny. While I was in the middle of doing my business, all of a sudden I heard screaming. All the kids, teachers, and staff are running around the school hallway panicking. I dunno what the hell was going on until I looked out the window…and saw nothing but chaos. While everyone had evacuated the school facility, I went out of my way to see what all the fuss was about. Next thing I know…I’ve been ambushed! Turns out we were being terrorized by a bunch of goons in uniform. I may be an old fart with gas problems, but I still got that fighting spirit in me.

Roothenium: More like “Farting Spirit”. *everyone started chuckling*

Unnamed Western Wallaroo: Sure, laugh it up. You’re lucky I didn’t have those curried sausages for lunch. Otherwise, I’d suffocate you all in this very room.

Smackeroo: Hehehe. Anyways, please proceed with your story.

Unnamed Western Wallaroo: Right, right. Okay. So…while showing those bastards how we do it in Australia, I…may have met my match.

Isaac: You met your match? Who was it you’re up against?

Unnamed Western Wallaroo: This one had a deadly super mech I’ve never seen before. It was very powerful, not even my weapon could cut through it. Despite this, I kept fighting it thinking I could win. Unfortunately, that led me to my downfall. My fatass was knocked into a coma after being squashed like a bug. Soon I was then being dragged, and put in one of the capsules. *to Smackeroo and Roothenium* That’s when you two suddenly appeared and got me out of that shithole.

Roothenium: Anytime, mate. Anytime.

Unnamed Western Wallaroo: And speaking of that super mech…just what the hell is that walking tank made of?! What sort of minerals did they use to create such a powerful weapon?!

Smackeroo: Well, technically speaking, our country is the world’s top mining nation. Let alone a top producer.

Isaac: Brazil has large deposits of critical minerals, and South Africa contains the world’s largest reserves of group metals.

Wolfgang: Canada is known for its nickel, potash, uranium, and gold production.

City Tripper: *to Wolfgang* Not to mention the fact that Canada is the key supplier to the USA.

Unnamed Western Wallaroo: Damn! With minerals such as those from countries rich in them, that so-called F.E.N.R.I. organization will become unstoppable!

High Roller: Well, that’s where we come in.

Isaac: Come to think of it, some of our members are already taking back the minerals the F.E.N.R.I. army has been mining for their own personal gain.

Unnamed Western Wallaroo: Hehehe. Well, aren’t you all a team of hardworking fat fucks with big guts, big balls, and big hearts? Surprising how none of you earned medals for saving the world. With that being said, I might as well tag along and help aid you all in taking care of that major threat to our society.

Wolfgang: Heh. Well, that’s good to hear. Welcome to our big fat resistance!

Isaac: It’s a pleasure to meet you. Uh…

Unnamed Western Wallaroo: Hm?

Isaac: Sorry. Unfortunately, I don’t know your name.

Eldritch Esoterica: Hahaa! All you had to do was ask what my name was. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Eldritch Esoterica! I may be a teacher, but I’m also a fighter. So, best not to fuck around and find out.