Fluffmaster's Bakery now presents a new seasonal item: Pumpkin Chocolate chip Cookies!

Wanted to dress up for Halloween but don't know what to go as? No problem! One of these delicious cookies will get you a very prominent, and comfortably warm belly tattoo!

Fluffmaster prides himself in his artisinal goods, and this is no exception! One cookie will get you a nice, big, round belly as a great canvas! The tattoo itself will appear within one hour of consumption. It is recommended to consume at least 2 hours before a party, but make sure you have a proper size of clothing -- usually about six or seven sizes larger than you're used to.

This pumpkin belly tattoo lasts for a week, but the pudge you gain is permanent, so there's no worries about losing that paunch that you garnered!

It is advisable to avoid overconsumption of these scrumptious cookies, as this can lead to further expansion of the belly and a tattoo that lasts longer than a week. Each cookie adds an exponential amount of time. One cookie is one week. Two cookies is two weeks. Three cookies is four, four cookies is eight, eight cookies is sixteen, etc.

Fluffmaster is not responsible for any permanent pudge or tattoos. Please eat responsibly.

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I just had a cute/silly little idea for Halloween. So, I drew it. I was also wanting to draw Sarge's belly and his beans. As such, there we go!

Please enjoy the cookies in good, fattening health!

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Sarge/Art/Concept ©  pikminpedia Me