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At the very realm of Heaven, where many angels live in, the sun is rising and, in one of the houses, a snake-like former-sinner, Sir Pentious, woke up from his bed in his pajamas, and is like "Ah, another beautiful day, as usual." He stretches his arms and is about to slither down to the kitchen. Later on, in his fancy clothes, just like when he became an angel ages ago, he slithers still out of his house and on the footpath on his way to some factory, seeing that he is an impressive inventor, waving hello to other angels and is like "Good day to you, madam." this and "Greetings, sir." that. There, at his factory, he helps his fellow angelic workers building stuff as well as fixing them. The snake dude has been proven himself the most helpful angel ever lived here, even though, like I said before, he used to be a sinner demon. About a couple of hours later, a female owl-like Seraphim by the name of Sera arrives into this building to greet him.

"Greetings, your Highness." Pentious said as he kisses her hand like a gentleman, then she is like "Likewise, Sir Pentious. I see you're still charming." Then, he asks "So, what brings you here, eh?" And then the owl lady answered "To be honest, you still surprise me since the day you came here as a former sinner. I'm told you know sins more than us angels does, so, I wish to hereby challenge you to whichever might suit us well, depending on which kind might do." "Huh, good point." replied the snake dude. "Yes, even before I became a new angel, I know much about the sins from the experience from Hell for many years. Wait a minute, you still don't think we sinners, plus the former ones, don't have any guts to succeed, eh?" Sera answered "Well, no. Why else do you still surprise me for a long time?" "Hmm... Yes, you're right." replied the snake dude, again, and then he gets an idea and is like "Anyway, I think I know what game and see if you can beat me in it."

The screen changes to another couple of hours later when Sera, accompanied by her friend Emily, Pentoius, accompanied by one of his friends and his former boss from Hell, Princess Charlie Morningstar, and a couple of hellhounds, Loona, accompanied by a female Goetia, Princess Octavia and Vortex, accompanied by his foxy girlfriend, Queen Bee, are sitting on each comfy sofas in their upcoming Angel Fruitcake Eating Competition and about 500 giant fruitcakes are behind them. Many demons, including Loona's adoptive imp father, Blitzo, Moxxie and Mille, and angels are among the crowd cheering and watching. The owl Seraphim is like "Let me guess: this is supposed to be the test if I can defeat Gluttony if I win this contest, correct?" "You got that right, sweetheart." Pentious replied and then he also said "And, we also got these two hellhounds who wish to participate here." Loona and Vortex waves hello to Sera and she waves back and said "Acceptable. So, how does a competitor win?" Then, the snake dude is like "Whoever eats the most is the winner. Just a fair warning, though: we would end up getting... you know." He points at his own belly, then, after she gets an idea, she said "Very well. Let us begin, then."

Then, another Sinner Demon named Alastor announces the match. "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the one and only Angel Fruitcake Eating Competition! We have only one rule: Whoever eats most cakes than other competitor is the winner. So, does any four of them have what it takes to win? Let us find out!" He bows and the crowd cheers again, the bell rings and the competitors begin eating them one by one slowly while their assistants helps bring more for them. While it continues, their bellies, including Sera's, begin to bloat up very slowly, much to her surprise and then she thought "I see. That must have something to do with Gluttony. Hm. Once I defeat it, even if I have to tolerate it for now, I would love to see the look on their faces, including Pentious." The bloating owl lady smiles in confidence and continues eating more.

Meanwhile, as Queen Bee continues providing more for her hellhound boyfriend, she then gave his newly-puffy cheeks a kiss. Octavia and Loona then took a selfie together like sisters before they continue and Charlie asks Pentoius "Was that really necessary, Sir Pentoius?" Then the also bloating snake dude is like "Duh. She challenged me to a contest, your Majesty." And the radio demon said "Hoo, boy! It looks like this competition is getting quite big!" and we hear the comedy drum roll then we hear the crowd laughing. These four competitors continue their match as they kept eating and bloating and some cakes keeps disappearing as time flows.

Very much later, all of them are gone and Alastor announces the game. "Ladies and gentlemen, all cakes are gone!" First, we see both Sera and Pentious's bellies extremely bloated into each the size of a bedroom and the radio demon is like "Looks like Sera and Sir Pentious ate 75 cakes each, which makes a tie!" "Man, I almost got you guys." said the very stuffed owl Seraphim, who looks like her experience with Gluttony is not as much as her opponents'. The very stuff snake dude pats his huge belly and is like "Well, this is what happens if you challenge a former demon, darling." "But, hold on, we have an eater of 130 cakes!" announced Alastor as they saw Loona's belly bloated into half the size of a house and she high five with Octavia. Moxxie then decide to confront the hellhound lady and is like "Oh, yeah! Time for me to take revenge." Then, his wife is like "Um, sweetie, I wouldn't do that now, if I were you." Even Blitzo gets an idea with a dismay. He then claws up to the top of her belly like a climbable mountain, touched her nose and yells "HA! Who's fat now, huh, toots?" But, then, Loona instantly lets out a giant and loud burp and sends Moxxie flying into the sky and through some of the clouds. Surprised, Charlie is like "...whoa..." "But, hold your horses, ladies and gentlemen. We have a winner by 400 cakes!" announced the radio demon, again and Sera is like "400?" The three competitors look left and is very surprised to see Vortex being bloated and stuffed victoriously into the full size of a house. He romantically snuggles his face with Queen Bee. Pentious then drops his jaw, cartoon style, and so the screen stops and turned gray with the movie-like clips running on the size of this screen and we hear the announcer saying the echoing and fading "CUT! Cut! cut. cut..."