NOT MY ART!

Wow, been a while since I posted, but I'm back! I've been busy on comms and at work, but now that hours at work are lessening for the summer, I'll be more active here! So this is a comm I got from  comicandblue-firuko If you like this pic, stay tuned cuz he's currently working another comm for me featuring Jam and Rambley the raccoon from Indigo Park~

He also opens Fridays for comms, so please consider comming him, he does great stuff! And always if you like my work, please support me on Patreon!
We got new stories coming out on there soon, included a Renamon/Guilmon head-swap series that I'm working on part 2 of, and various previews for comms that I'm working on. On top of this, I'll be opening for more comms Tuesday or Wednesday! Huzzah~ And always, I wrote the story below!

Story:

Gods can be fickle indeed, though not without reason. They possess power that the cosmos can't possibly fathom and use said power to toy with the mortals that exist across all planets. When gods meet with mortals, it usually never spells out well for the latter. However, a certain bat-god was about to collide with a mortal who would mess with him in ways he didn't expect...

It all happened one day when the Withern bat-god, Kernos, tested out a new magical spell... That had the unintended side effect of teleporting him into a new universe! He found himself in what appeared to be some kind of mad-science lab, complete with white tiled forms and various gizmos and gadgets lining the wall. He scratched his head, "Where the hell am I?"

Just then, he felt something poke his flabby back! He turned around and saw a tiny monkey standing before him, "Heya! Don't you know you're trespassing on private property?"

Kernos turned and bent over, growling at the monkey, "Listen here, 'Tiny', I go where I want! I'm Kernos the bat-god, I do as I please,"

The monkey raised an eyebrow, "So... Why did you want to come here then?"

"I didn't 'want' to, it was a teleportation mishap!"

Jam smirked, "Oh, those? I have those all the time! Though mine usually ends in head-swaps with whoever is teleporting with me..."

Kernos rolled his eyes, "Whatever! Now I need to magic myself back to my own world,"

The monkey let out happy chattering noises, "Oh, I could do that for you! Who knows if your spell will mess up again if you try it on your own,"

The bat-god grumbled angrily as he bent down to look at the simian, "Excuse me?!"

The monkey playfully batted his eyelashes at the bat-god, "You heard me!"

"You've got guts, filthy simian! But fine, I'd rather get home sooner rather than later and this spell will take fine-tuning. What's the catch?"

The monkey cackled mischievously as he picked up a pair of body-swap helmets from a nearby table and handed one to Kernos, "Just put this on!"

The god shrugged his shoulders and put the helmet on his head, "What does this stupid thing do?"

Jam put the other helmet on his own head, "You'll find out, oh tubby one!"

Kernos bore his teeth at the monkey, "If this is a trick, I'll sit on you!"

"Don't worry, it's not! Anyway, let's begin the experiment!" Jam leaped up and tapped the blue button on Kernos' helmet, before pressing the button on his own helmet. This caused the pair to quickly become dizzy as the mind transfer progress began. Their eyes fluttered as their minds were emptied of all their memories and personality traits, only for them to be deposited into each other's noggins. The process was completed in seconds as Kernos looked down to find he was no longer himself!

His feet had become a second pair of hands, his long tail becoming a thinner, more prehensile one. His snout that he once been so proud of was now gone, being replaced with a flat monkey's face. His size had been reduced considerably, upsetting him greatly. Kernos didn't fully comprehend what had happened yet, "Ough, what is this? Why is everything so big and why do I have hands for feet? What kind of freak of nature am I?!"

Jam ignored the former god's questions as he looked over his new body. He was happy to be in such a fat and powerful body! He had sharp golden claws and a body covered in white and blue fur. He had long, pointed ears and an even longer tail. The greatest part of Jam's new body, however, was his incredibly fat belly. He reached his clawed hand down and squeezed hold of his his newfound fat, rubbing it and massaging it while smiling, "Oh my gosh, I'm Kernos! A-And gosh, this stomach is so plush and soft, I'm like a giant walking teddy bear..." Jam trailed off, before giving his stomach a firm tug and watching it bounce back into place, like a bowl of Jello being poked by a spoon. "...Ooh, and rubbery too!" Jam finished what he was saying as he turned his attention to the god wearing his body.

"This is impossible, gods can't swap with mortals!" Shouted the tiny monkey as he crossed his arms.

Jam smirked as he raised an eyebrow, "Who said I was 'mortal'?"

"W-What, you're a god?!"

"A demi-god, to be precise! I can swap bodies with anyone or anything and you just happen to be my newest target!"

Kernos stomped his handfeet on the ground, "Ugh, whatever! Just give me my body back right now!"

A mischievous smile formed across the bat-god's face as he tapped a claw against his chin, "Are you SURE you want want it back?"

"Yes!"

"Are you REALLY SURE?"

"I said so the first time!"

Jam shrugged his shoulders, "Okay, well you asked for it!"

Jam then turned around and sat his fat new rump right on Kernos, squishing him flat as paper in the process. "GET OFF ME!" Shouted the monkey.

"Hey, you said you wanted your back, so I'm just giving you it back! All 500 pounds~"

"I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, CHIMP!" Shouted the flattened monkey as the bat-god sat up. He then peeled the now flattened monkey off of his ginormous ass.

Jam giggled, "I hear that a lot, but it has yet to happen! Besides, you're the one who threatened to sit on me first!"

"So now what?!"

"I'm going to make you watch obscure 90s anime for HOURS, then swap you back after I've melted your mind with 50 episodes of Samurai Pizza Cats! By then, I think you'll be in a mindset of not destroying me!"

"YOU FIEND!" Shouted the paper-thin monkey as the fattened god carried him off. Kernos learned a valuable lesson that day: Mortals are not to be underestimated, especially when they have the blood of gods coursing through their veins. After all, Jam is a cut above even the most powerful trickster gods! After Jam returned his body, he sent the bat-god back to his own dimension with his scrambled brain. His mind eventually returned to normal, which was followed by the bat-god plotting his revenge...