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Macro March: Pioneering the phrase
Have you ever wondered how and why macro march exists?
Could it just be something a "large" Fandom came up with to celebrate all things huge and stompy?
.......that's what they want you to think, but a legitimate source as provided me a document (not a drawing, don't let them fool you!) of the very first macro march, and the contents are shocking!
Imagine yourself just going about your day when the ground beneath you rumbles and quakes, people are running around saying it's an earthquake, some say its the end of the world, but the truth was much more grim.
For those (un)fortune enough to be close to the earth's southern pole they saw what looks to be a green woman of unimaginable scale out in space, with them looking just above her as another world crumbles and shattered at her purple knee high boots, cackling as her laughter shook the earth to its core. Those down south tried to record what they could and get the info out to the world as the redheaded giantess happily sat down on her destroyed mud ball to soak in her hard work, that is until she took a glance upward to see a shiny new blue and green ball floating up and adjacent to her head.
Just as the world caught wind of the Terra sized woman destroying a planet right under them everyone screamed in terror as the tremors resumed as multiple livestreams showed her giggling and readjusting herself to stare right up at the lone planet, with a creepy smile on her face as it looked like she was pondering something. Then just out of view for most people to record she was fiddling with something below her, it was only after a earth shaking squelching sound erupted from space and one of her shiny purple boots started floating off idly did they know, but at that time it was too late to act as another squelch was heard and another boot floating away did she lean back and outstretched her legs and showed off her devilish plan to the whole world.
Soles bigger than the earth itself lay crossed just outside orbit of the planet, not too close to where the sea would literally be torn from the crust and float onto its new celestial body, but not too far where they couldn't ignore the all familiar fragrance of weeks old boot musk emanating from her titanic soles. All anyone could do was either run or watch, neither choice made a difference as her funky feet replaced the sky for half the planet, her musk mixed with the earth's clouds, creating literal storms that rained down a mixture of water and extraterrestrial foot sweat as her state sized drops of sweat would linger out in space and would often come very close to becoming wet smelly meteors raining down onto multiple parts of the world.
They then heard her speak, the ground rumbled for sure but somehow her voice was "soft" enough to not cause major damage to the planet, but that wasn't important at the moment. The real issue was that no one knew what she was saying, it was as if she was speaking an alien language.......is what most Americans thought but most Europeans noticed she was speaking French, so without hesitation they got to work documenting what she said and translating it to the beat of their abilities while her leviathan musky soles still fogged up an already foggy part of the world and her voice still shook the planet. Below is a transcript with what she said with what the brave souls that day translated it into:
"Vous devriez être reconnaissant, au lieu de détruire votre planète, vous pouvez bien renifler le travail acharné d'une femme.
En fait, je ne serais pas opposé à ce que je fasse ça, disons, tous les mois. Juste un mois de corruption et de peur que je détruise votre monde, ça a l'air bien. Je m'en fiche de la façon dont vous l'appelez, rappelez-vous juste que je reviendrai, vous êtes à moi maintenant ~♡"
Translation:
"You should be grateful, instead of destroying your planet, you can just sniff at a woman's hard work.
In fact, I wouldn't be opposed to doing this, say, every month. Just a month of corruption and fear that I will destroy your world, sounds good. I don't care what you call it, just remember I'll come back, you're mine now ~♡"
They got this translation out just as the Terra sized woman propped her legs on her staff and looked as if she wasn't gonna move them soon, so historians believed that for a whole month this woman would periodically come back to earth, grab loose bits of planets around, and rest her musky soles near the poor planet. All they could do was beg to not be crushed while scholars around the globe tried to find out anything about her, but all they got was her name: Luna. For that month the word "Luna" sent chills down anyone's spine as they looked up at the pale green musky sky and wondered if today was going to be the day she ended it.
Thankfully true to her word she left, but engraved a surprisingly small (for her atleast) message on the moon just stating "Luna était et sera encore là" translated to: "Luna was and will still be there". The government tries to hide it by pointing to a popular show coming around the corner at the time for its message as they fear tampering with it will send "her" back far sooner than they wanted. And over time people have forgotten and now think of it as just a fairy tale. But just you wait and see the fault in your reasoning as the ground beneath you rumbles and quakes one day as you hear an almost deafening giggle from outer space, then you'll see.....
Though I'd get this one out before macro march inevitably ends and I'm behind on trends again, hope you enjoy 😉
Could it just be something a "large" Fandom came up with to celebrate all things huge and stompy?
.......that's what they want you to think, but a legitimate source as provided me a document (not a drawing, don't let them fool you!) of the very first macro march, and the contents are shocking!
Imagine yourself just going about your day when the ground beneath you rumbles and quakes, people are running around saying it's an earthquake, some say its the end of the world, but the truth was much more grim.
For those (un)fortune enough to be close to the earth's southern pole they saw what looks to be a green woman of unimaginable scale out in space, with them looking just above her as another world crumbles and shattered at her purple knee high boots, cackling as her laughter shook the earth to its core. Those down south tried to record what they could and get the info out to the world as the redheaded giantess happily sat down on her destroyed mud ball to soak in her hard work, that is until she took a glance upward to see a shiny new blue and green ball floating up and adjacent to her head.
Just as the world caught wind of the Terra sized woman destroying a planet right under them everyone screamed in terror as the tremors resumed as multiple livestreams showed her giggling and readjusting herself to stare right up at the lone planet, with a creepy smile on her face as it looked like she was pondering something. Then just out of view for most people to record she was fiddling with something below her, it was only after a earth shaking squelching sound erupted from space and one of her shiny purple boots started floating off idly did they know, but at that time it was too late to act as another squelch was heard and another boot floating away did she lean back and outstretched her legs and showed off her devilish plan to the whole world.
Soles bigger than the earth itself lay crossed just outside orbit of the planet, not too close to where the sea would literally be torn from the crust and float onto its new celestial body, but not too far where they couldn't ignore the all familiar fragrance of weeks old boot musk emanating from her titanic soles. All anyone could do was either run or watch, neither choice made a difference as her funky feet replaced the sky for half the planet, her musk mixed with the earth's clouds, creating literal storms that rained down a mixture of water and extraterrestrial foot sweat as her state sized drops of sweat would linger out in space and would often come very close to becoming wet smelly meteors raining down onto multiple parts of the world.
They then heard her speak, the ground rumbled for sure but somehow her voice was "soft" enough to not cause major damage to the planet, but that wasn't important at the moment. The real issue was that no one knew what she was saying, it was as if she was speaking an alien language.......is what most Americans thought but most Europeans noticed she was speaking French, so without hesitation they got to work documenting what she said and translating it to the beat of their abilities while her leviathan musky soles still fogged up an already foggy part of the world and her voice still shook the planet. Below is a transcript with what she said with what the brave souls that day translated it into:
"Vous devriez être reconnaissant, au lieu de détruire votre planète, vous pouvez bien renifler le travail acharné d'une femme.
En fait, je ne serais pas opposé à ce que je fasse ça, disons, tous les mois. Juste un mois de corruption et de peur que je détruise votre monde, ça a l'air bien. Je m'en fiche de la façon dont vous l'appelez, rappelez-vous juste que je reviendrai, vous êtes à moi maintenant ~♡"
Translation:
"You should be grateful, instead of destroying your planet, you can just sniff at a woman's hard work.
In fact, I wouldn't be opposed to doing this, say, every month. Just a month of corruption and fear that I will destroy your world, sounds good. I don't care what you call it, just remember I'll come back, you're mine now ~♡"
They got this translation out just as the Terra sized woman propped her legs on her staff and looked as if she wasn't gonna move them soon, so historians believed that for a whole month this woman would periodically come back to earth, grab loose bits of planets around, and rest her musky soles near the poor planet. All they could do was beg to not be crushed while scholars around the globe tried to find out anything about her, but all they got was her name: Luna. For that month the word "Luna" sent chills down anyone's spine as they looked up at the pale green musky sky and wondered if today was going to be the day she ended it.
Thankfully true to her word she left, but engraved a surprisingly small (for her atleast) message on the moon just stating "Luna était et sera encore là" translated to: "Luna was and will still be there". The government tries to hide it by pointing to a popular show coming around the corner at the time for its message as they fear tampering with it will send "her" back far sooner than they wanted. And over time people have forgotten and now think of it as just a fairy tale. But just you wait and see the fault in your reasoning as the ground beneath you rumbles and quakes one day as you hear an almost deafening giggle from outer space, then you'll see.....
Though I'd get this one out before macro march inevitably ends and I'm behind on trends again, hope you enjoy 😉
Category Artwork (Digital) / Macro / Micro
Species Alien (Other)
Gender Female
Size 1567 x 2351px
File Size 3.66 MB
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