I commissioned  CadmiumTea for this one. Thanks so much, Cadmium!
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It's a well-known fact among malamute appreciators and rump aficionados that Tulu is a fan of wearing skinny jeans. She certainly has the figure for it, but how she manages to stuff that fluffy malabutt into those things is anybody's guess! Of course, there are also less obvious consequences to her taste in style.

Allow Jenny to present Exhibit A in her case for the supremacy of cargo pants. Look at the tiny half-size pockets on Tulu's jeans! Her phone can't even fit in them, and with how tail-waggingly energetic she is, that device is in a constant state of peril! Is it a conspiracy between jeans manufacturers and phone manufacturers to drive up repair costs? Is it a plot by Big Concrete to smash more phones against sidewalks? We need to get Lou on the case to develop some theories.

Meanwhile, join Jenny in her crusade for justice! Let anthro ladies clothing have regular pockets!

(Cue Ms. Afolabi off to the side, horrified at the idea of actual pockets ruining those artfully crafted contours. Think of the aesthetics!)