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Regular Show was created by JG Quintel and copyrighted/trademarked by Cartoon Network (https://www.cartoonnetwork.com).

Artwork by  Stormrider

Mordecai and Rigby SFM models by  No-Name-No-Problem

Story/Script made by me

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*CRAAACK* echoed throughout the bedroom of two bros who didn’t want to pull a hammy. On the far left side was a tall blue jay lifting his right leg up until his foot stretched all the way out back, then he wrapped his right feathery hand around his ankle and held his pose. A soft *crack* came from his leg and he lowered it back down with a resounding *THUMP*. On the other side of the bedroom was a raccoon who just bent his furry fingers and pressed those fingertips against the palms of his hands. He raised those arms up and twisted his hips to the left, then to the right, and alternated after hearing his joints loosen each time. The blue jay lifted his left wing, then bent his elbow and touched his right shoulder blade. He moved his other feathery hand on top of that elbow, then pushed against it until he heard another crack. The racoon bent his knees while stretching his arms and interlocking his fingers.

“Ehhhh” came out of the raccoon’s mouth when he pushed his furry hands out while still bent down. He held his pose for a few seconds, then put more weight on the ground with his furry feet to stand upright. He looked across from him to see the blue jay was staring at him. The blue jay quickly bent his head left, then right, and grinned with narrow eyes decked out in his torn white tank top, red shoulder bands that matched his red knee pads and underwear with the star on its front.

“Hmph, hmph” said the blue jay while staring at the raccoon and moving his feathery wings to his own beat. “This’ll be a momentous night. The main event that’ll be out of sight. Mysterious Mr. R is not too bright ‘cause Mad Man Mordo is going to win this fight.” Mysterious Mr. R growled at that taunt, then slightly hunched over and raised his arms. “Oh Mad Man Mordo is nowhere near right, so I’ll tell the world what’s in store for tonight. Mysterious Mr. R will reach a new height while Mad Man Mordo will be out like a light.” Mad Man Mordo sneered at Mysterious Mr. R for that taunt.

As they grew more tense and got into their wrestling personas, the lighting around the room glowed a more vivid shade of red. Mad Man Mordo spread his legs apart and pressed his toes down against the ground. He raised his arms and shook his fists, then let out an “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”. Soon after, Mysterious Mr. R ran near him, bent his own furry toes on the ground, raised his arms, shook his fists and yelled out “AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” This was definitely going to be a match that neither would ever forget.

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Well, well, well...can it be...yes it can! More Really Real Wrestling! What can I say? I can never get enough of Mad Man Mordo and Mysterious Mr. R. "Really Real Wrestling" will always be my favorite episode from "Regular Show". When I saw SFM models of Mordecai and Rigby from  No-Name-No-Problem, I had to see them in their Really Real Wrestling personas. I thank  No-Name-No-Problem for making these models, and a BIG shoutout as well as thank you for  Stormrider for accepting this project.

I still hope for the day when an opportunity will open for an animation commission based on that episode.