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Because there is nothing more Elder Scrolls than the main character abusing the meta to cheese difficult encounters
caedere did character colors/shading
(High-res and textless version over on my Patreon!)
Because there is nothing more Elder Scrolls than the main character abusing the meta to cheese difficult encounters
caedere did character colors/shading(High-res and textless version over on my Patreon!)
Category Artwork (Digital) / Comics
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Size 900 x 2170px
File Size 2.01 MB
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My fighter-druid chose to fight two-handed. For several levels, he took the debuff and worked his way up to competency, and one day, during a dungeon crawl, he came upon a pair of scimitars on the wall.
Oh. Oh my stars and garters, and here he's been working himself up on his dual-wielding scimitars for the last three levels. So he took them both.
The one on the left, was a +1 Scimitar of Sharpness. Eeeee!
The one on the right was a +2 Cursed Sword of Berserking.
I looked at the GM, like, "Really?"
He just smiled and said, "You shouldn't be so greedy."
Needless to say, this put a serious crimp in my style, because any fight I engaged in, I'd have to fight until ALL enemies were dead. And when you're in the berserk state, anything alive and standing is considered an enemy. Including party members. I found a way around this, though? I'd be the spell caster and healer, and if everyone dropped, then *I* would take over.
Not only would I draw both weapons, but I would start gnawing on the blade!
Hrrrr...HRRRR...HRRRARR!! HRAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEAARRRRRAARRGGH!!!
And here he comes, blades spinning and glowing, frothing at the mouth, spitting Faerie Fire Spells and casting Flame Blade on his own weapons...
Every single time, the bad guys would get a Morale Check with a pretty hefty debuff. And about half the time, they all broke and ran!
So yah! He kept that sword, and didn't even get the curse removed. He liked it. And quite frankly, the sword liked him, too!
Oh. Oh my stars and garters, and here he's been working himself up on his dual-wielding scimitars for the last three levels. So he took them both.
The one on the left, was a +1 Scimitar of Sharpness. Eeeee!
The one on the right was a +2 Cursed Sword of Berserking.
I looked at the GM, like, "Really?"
He just smiled and said, "You shouldn't be so greedy."
Needless to say, this put a serious crimp in my style, because any fight I engaged in, I'd have to fight until ALL enemies were dead. And when you're in the berserk state, anything alive and standing is considered an enemy. Including party members. I found a way around this, though? I'd be the spell caster and healer, and if everyone dropped, then *I* would take over.
Not only would I draw both weapons, but I would start gnawing on the blade!
Hrrrr...HRRRR...HRRRARR!! HRAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEAARRRRRAARRGGH!!!
And here he comes, blades spinning and glowing, frothing at the mouth, spitting Faerie Fire Spells and casting Flame Blade on his own weapons...
Every single time, the bad guys would get a Morale Check with a pretty hefty debuff. And about half the time, they all broke and ran!
So yah! He kept that sword, and didn't even get the curse removed. He liked it. And quite frankly, the sword liked him, too!
Maybe... but it's more likely Sheogorath would have something far funnier up his sleeve and that very well might still be a full size dragon that would be turned extra horney.
Fun for the viewers, not so much the tiny maid though. But then again this is Sheogorath we are talking about, the maid might be stretching like a condom in the encounter simply because he is random like that XD
Fun for the viewers, not so much the tiny maid though. But then again this is Sheogorath we are talking about, the maid might be stretching like a condom in the encounter simply because he is random like that XD
One thing to note here.
Its only a matter of time until Sheogorath "twin brother" Jyggalag (daedric prince order) finds out. Increasing each time Sheogorath uses magic to sow chaos in the mortal realm.
Though likely can not undo the curse, he might be willing to alter it. Both because he loathes Sheogorath and the Dragonborn is needed to restore order from the dragons' rampages going on.
Its only a matter of time until Sheogorath "twin brother" Jyggalag (daedric prince order) finds out. Increasing each time Sheogorath uses magic to sow chaos in the mortal realm.
Though likely can not undo the curse, he might be willing to alter it. Both because he loathes Sheogorath and the Dragonborn is needed to restore order from the dragons' rampages going on.
I'm guessing this means that when the Dragonborn was cursed, their Thu'um gained the ability to transfer and direct that curse? So now they can basically command people to be what they want if they word it right and focus. If this also works on dragons, then maybe the world isn't actually screwed after all.
Neil Young, mostly...
Lyrics
"My life is changin' in so many ways
I don't know who to trust anymore
There's a shadow runnin' through my days
Like a beggar goin' from door to door
I was thinking that maybe I'd get a maid
Find a place nearby for her to stay
Just someone to keep my house clean
Fix my meals and go Massage my feet."
Lyrics
"My life is changin' in so many ways
I don't know who to trust anymore
There's a shadow runnin' through my days
Like a beggar goin' from door to door
I was thinking that maybe I'd get a maid
Find a place nearby for her to stay
Just someone to keep my house clean
Fix my meals and go Massage my feet."
Great as this development is (and the cute fox earlier, too), I'm really hoping that we get to see the khajit take her glasses off. Maybe if she focused on returning to her previous recent "role" she could get over the nerdiness and assert herself as an expert huntress again? Then she and the eponymous argonian maid can get together, talk a bit, and both learn a bit more on how to make use of their unusual circumstances.
Man I loved the momentary sense of "Oh no, I'm actually in danger?" They had, would have been so interesting to see the maid taken off for a bit and having to be saved at the actual mercy of bandits that could care less about her lewd looks, though it was funny to see him be put in his place
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