WARNING: This story contains farts.

It was another day out in the frozen land for Scrat, although the dangers he faces are often varied. Yet despite these dangers, Scrat braved them for almost universally one goal – to get an acorn. “AHHHHH...!” Screams the saber-tooth squirrel, carried by his bushy tail through the blue sky. The vulture laughed and flapped, ensuring that they were quite high before sending the little squirrel to his doom. Oddly, something worse than death happened to poor Scrat – he dropped his prize acorn during his capture. Angered by the realization that he's only getting taken farther and farther away from it, Scrat lashes out and scratches the vultures claws – making it yelp and drop him.

Plummeting towards Earth, the squirrel crashes through a thin sheet of ice and finds himself gliding down a glacial slide. Shrouded in shadows with lackluster patches of light beaming through the ice walls, Scrat spirals down to the end of the slide and flings off onto a snow-covered platform. “Guh...” He whimpers, dusting the powdery wet blanket bits off himself. Now faced with the ominous sight of a maze-like cave system, Scrat heads through the first tunnel he sees. Strange noises permeate the area, making him a nervous wreck. Echoing sounds that seem to be... out of this world.

“Hm?” Squeaks the squirrel, finding himself on a narrow platform beneath a crackly ice ceiling. Amazed, he spots something he's never thought he'd see in a place like this – an acorn, lodged firmly into the ceiling. Unfortunately, tentacles rise from the abyss below. Totally surrounding Scrat, there's a giant red alien squid whipping its appendages around wildly. Smacking the poor saber-tooth, Scrat gets launched straight at the ceiling. Popping the acorn out of place, the squirrel's muzzle has gotten completely stuck in the hole. Dangling from the ceiling, a horrible realization sinks into Scrat's mind – or rather, it's only beginning to sink down his throat.

Swirling above his frail little body like a tornado, Scrat discovers that his muzzle is now frozen shot to the bottom of a vast lake – which is now force-feeding itself like a funnel down his throat. “Mph? Mph!” Moans the squirrel, gulping faster and harder than ever before. Drinking it all up in fast-paced chugs, his eyes tear up while his whole center-mass inflates rapidly. Sloshing morbidly loud, his tiny little limbs wiggle and scratch at the air – hopelessly feeling every bit of tension in his flesh like an overstretching piece of rubber. Comically, the alien squid gains a terrified expression as the enormous furry water balloon fills in the space of the area.

Farting madly without choice, Scrat's legs and tail aimlessly swing and swipe around while his body creaks atrociously loud. Well-beyond the size of a whale in essentially no time, his eyes bulge from their sockets as the platform breaks beneath the squirrels tremendous weight gain. Desperately, the monster pushes up against Scrat's elephantine posterior. Failing to lift the most rotund saber-tooth in the world, the furry glutton sloshes and moans at the feeling of being fondled. At the very least, Scrat has actually managed to swallow all the water in the lake above – basically turning him into a planet. With every bit of strength in its body, the monster shakily manages to lift the freshly swollen bomb that Scrat has transformed into.

Smashing the ice ceiling where the river once sat upon, the squirrel is lifted up and over onto the frozen tundra in a mighty sloshing hoist. Laughed at by a group of vultures, they adore the sight of planet Scrat. Fluttering down to the squirrels face, he bites at them wildly and flails his arms at them. Meanwhile, beneath his huge butt, the alien monster slaps its tentacles across his underbelly – making him wobble and churn. With Scrat letting out a wet gurgling scream, one of the birds swipes the acorn from the snow, zooms over to the squirrels gaping mouth, and shoves the acorn straight in – making him swallow it. Quietened by the feeling that he's now absolutely on the verge of bursting, Scrat moans exhaustively while the vultures circle overhead. Meanwhile, the monster gently caresses planet Scrat, pondering whether or not it'll pop the enormous water balloon... Whether Scrat pops or not is up to you, comment down below how this story ends.