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"-Hey Torque!
-Hey Via! Good to see you in person at last!
-Shall we finish our game first?
-Yeah, let's finally get rid of the impostors, I think I figured out who they are!
-Shh, let's not accidentally cheat, the others wouldn't be pleased."
The face-to-face meeting between the two youngest of the group meeting at the Goetia Mansion proved to be warm as expected. But as expected, it wasn't the case for the 2 elders who were locking their eyes on the other's. Their smiles were strained after one quick painfully friendly "Hello there..." as long as the young owl and snake were around, until Stolas politely and warmly allowed his daughter and the young albino snake to play in the former's room. Then, it was no longer friendly:

"-Oriale Whatshername. Well, if it isn't the infamous queenly loophole abuser...
-Soooo nice to see you again, Goetia... Stolas Arse Goetia... Or is the "e" silent now?
-Very funny... I warn you..." his eyes started to glow red, his tiny white irises now fully visible. "If anything happens to my daughter, you two snakes are not leaving this mansion alive or in one piece!
-Tsssh... you honestly think I'd come back to this realm to harm Torque's friend? If I had a problem with you I'd deal with you personally.
-And you don't?
-Oh, I actually have MANY problems with you, but most of them are technically void, aren't they? Tell me, is the TV-dickhead still sour I unraveled his contract de merde?
-Yes and I would have been pleased by that were I not there when this happened.
-You made your bed by associating with this asshole. But now you have a chance to make a better deal that I may accept without much hassle... should you be reasonable...
-You came here just so...!
-And you'll get to rub your victory to the TV... and get some... let's say... backing from my employer.
-Your "employer"?! You, at the service of someone?
-I have both my price... and a... war to prepare... a VEIL to pierce.
-What are you talking about?
-Long story. Are you willing to listen to me and not tell anyone what I'm about to tell you? Or shall we keep reminiscing the past and waste each other's time?
-I'd actually be more than willing to tell EVERYONE that you're actually here in Hell, but you're in my place and Via is here too, and I'm not gonna endanger her because of you... Fine, let's talk.
-Avec GRAAAAAND plaisir." she said before noticing a familiar bottle of wine, made from the vineyard belonging to an acquaintance of hers. "Hmmm, "Château Chouette"... you do have some good taste, after all. Hard to believe, but well, it's right here."

Meanwhile, in the bedroom of the young heiress of the Goetia family, unlike with her father and his... "acquaintance", a different kind of argument was about to reach its end...
"Sonuva...! AAAAAGH, she WAS the impostor!" screamed Torque as her deductions collapsed, just like her avatar under the knife attacks of the avatar of the feathered friend she had by her side, who smiled and congratulated her one-eyed online friend for another flawless success: "Heh heh... Another masterclass, Vaggie."
"Told you, Snektits" Torque's hellhound friend whose avatar was long dead and whose suspicions were correct about Octavia's true purpose. To which, the albino snake instinctively retorted:
"MAIS TA GUEULE!"
A French phrase she has been hearing from the Dark Queen when she was exasperated by something and needed someone to shut up. Torque immediately realized her friends might have not gotten it and quickly resumed: "If you'll pardon my French, Loonie."
"-I can only assume it means "Fuck you", "Fuck off", "Shut up" or all of them? I like how that sounds and I'm so gonna use it now every time you try to say something wrong: "Meta guul, Torque! Meta guul!""
-That's "shut up", but yeah, that may partially be my fault, but you...
-"Partially"? Arf! You completely fucked up and... Hey, wait a minute... Are you... are you with Via right now? I recognize that carpet pattern behind you!
-Well, yes, but I'm just passing through as it's for a secr...
-And you don't tell your friends you're in Hell right now so they can meet you in person?!
-It's not that, it's just..."
Hearing this, Octavia's gaming teammate chimed in as well:
"-Wait, Torque is here with you, Via?
-Indeed.
- ¡Estupendo! I want to finally meet a friendly snake for once. Can I come? I'm gonna see if Charlie can join us, as well.
-Sure! Apparently, Torque's friend and my dad are discussing something and from what I heard it may take a while for them to finish."
Torque tried to prevent this reunion, mostly because she knew she could be called by Oriale or the NCIS HQ at any moment for anything, but her friends would have the last word:
"-Girls, I'm actually kinda on an officia...
-Meta guul! I'm coming too, and I'm bringing the bobas! Via, prepare THE game! I wanna kick that nonexistent snake ass in person!
-Hey!... OK, you know what? That's it, you're on! Get your bitch ass here ASAP!
-Now you're talking!"

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So, it turns out the Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel Hell realm does exist in the Lizverse and both Torque and Oriale had to get there to make a deal. Good thing Torque knows some friends there!

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Torque © Firaxis
Stolas, Octavia, Loona & Vaggie © Vivziepop
Dark Queen Oriale © Argai the Prophecy © Carrere
Nintendo Critical Intelligence Service & Ophidian Squad ©  saurializardqueen
Art ©  Omny87