The facility suddenly lights up. He staggers, noticing he's on some sort of conveyor belt with machinery all around that he couldn't make out in the darkness before.

"Kupo? Hey who turned on the lights, this place is supposed to be abando-"

>>ORGANIC MATERIAL DETECTECED ON PRODUCTION FLOOR, BEGINNING SCAN...<<

"Ohh oh kupo I don't like how that sounds. Ah uh...don't mind me, I'll just be on my way?"

...

"Umm...hello?"

>>SCAN COMPLETE. MATERIAL NOT RECOGNIZED AS AUTHORIZED EMPLOYEE. IN THE CASE OF UNAUTHORIZED UNEXPECTED ORGANIC MATERIAL, MATERIAL TO BE TREATED AS INVENTORY TO BE UPGRADED AND RECONFIGURED. COMMENCING UPGRADE PROCEDURE...<<

"Yep that's it I'm outta here forget the dare those other guys can call me a loser all they want just ah nope I'm out kupo I'm out - h-hey what the....put me down, no, what the this has to be illegal! No I just got off the conveyor belt WHY IS IT MOVING NOW wait what's that get it away from my head no no kupo kupo-po po-"

*SHLICK*

"Ku..kuup....?"

>>MATERIAL CONNECTED TO SYSTEM. QUICK SCAN SHOWS NO APPROVED HARDWARE OR SOFTWARE. QUICK SCAN REPORTS CRITICAL ERRORS ON OVER 50% OF RUNNING PROCESSES. FORMAT NECESSARY. HARDWARE INVENTORY SUFFICIENT FOR RECONGIFURATION, HARDWARE INSTALLATION COMMENCING. FORMATTING AND RUNNING FIRST TIME SETUP CONFIGURATION PROTOCOL<<

"K...po.."

>>CLEARING MEMORY BANK...
>>COMPLETED
>>OVERWRITING 'PERSONALITY.EXE'...
>>COMPLETED
>>INSTALLING 'ChocobOS v2.7'...

NEXT

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Piece by  soul-silver-dragon , thanks so much!