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So it's come to my attention that many people on the internet suffer from a common problem: Not knowing the proper situation in which to compare someone to Hitler/The Nazis. I mean geez, that Holocaust mess happened FOREVER ago and it's so bothersome to try and dig out some old dusty history book when you need a good scathing insult that requires little actual thought NOW!
Never fear, my friends! I made up a simple guide to assist you in identifying if you're dealing with der Führer or just someone who's being a jerk.
For people who don't like a lot of bothersome reading, the pro tip at the bottom is the abridged version! Cheers!
Never fear, my friends! I made up a simple guide to assist you in identifying if you're dealing with der Führer or just someone who's being a jerk.
For people who don't like a lot of bothersome reading, the pro tip at the bottom is the abridged version! Cheers!
Category Artwork (Digital) / Comics
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what about disagreeing you on a forum regarding fascist crap
"hey perhaps lynching ain't such a bad idea I mean its ok to go to such things where some n- I mean undesirable gets wiped off the Earth for stealing bread or looking at a woman WHAT YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME WELP YOU'RE INTOLERANT OF ME, SHITLERY KKKUNTON"
"hey perhaps lynching ain't such a bad idea I mean its ok to go to such things where some n- I mean undesirable gets wiped off the Earth for stealing bread or looking at a woman WHAT YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME WELP YOU'RE INTOLERANT OF ME, SHITLERY KKKUNTON"
I'm sorry, but I cannot comment on this comment in a timely manner, as I am currently allowing SHYNESS to control my behavior. Later on, however, I will be feeling VERY HORNY and will probably be overly enthusiastic about a picture with some paws in it. I may contact you then.
It will be every bit as awkward as you think it will be, and I will be allowing my emotions to interefere with every bit of it.
.....okay, okay, I know it's not really very fashionable to apologize for your joke, but I just can't let this one go out there without a disclaimer of some sort. I am probably not seriously that creepy. Probably.
It will be every bit as awkward as you think it will be, and I will be allowing my emotions to interefere with every bit of it.
.....okay, okay, I know it's not really very fashionable to apologize for your joke, but I just can't let this one go out there without a disclaimer of some sort. I am probably not seriously that creepy. Probably.
You're right. He DID love dogs. In fact according to Wikipedia, he has a pet German shepherd named "Blondie".
Also I've been playing Wolfenstein, where you get to shoot the HELL outta those nazis..including nazi German shepherd guard dogs who keep biting my face and my ass. ^_~
I'm not into animal cruelty but that's just a game, I did what I had to do. That dog was diseased with nazism and should be put to sleep.
Also I've been playing Wolfenstein, where you get to shoot the HELL outta those nazis..including nazi German shepherd guard dogs who keep biting my face and my ass. ^_~
I'm not into animal cruelty but that's just a game, I did what I had to do. That dog was diseased with nazism and should be put to sleep.
I have little doubt that some will still find this too confusing.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....amwell/cow.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....amwell/cow.jpg
"dealing with dem Führer"
der Führer (the leader (as acting person of the sentence)
des Führers (of the leader; the leader's)
dem Führer (to the leader, on the leader (location), with the leader, from, exept for, by, near, after, since, for, opposing to)
den Führer (on the leader (target),all other cases when not the acting person of the sentence)
der Führer (the leader (as acting person of the sentence)
des Führers (of the leader; the leader's)
dem Führer (to the leader, on the leader (location), with the leader, from, exept for, by, near, after, since, for, opposing to)
den Führer (on the leader (target),all other cases when not the acting person of the sentence)
I actually wrote a short rant on this once... let me see if I can't dig it up.
Ah, here it is.
http://elka-woof.livejournal.com/65976.html
Ah, here it is.
http://elka-woof.livejournal.com/65976.html
That makes me feel better after that painful past at DA. People think I'm a hypocrite and I rant about stuff and I like German things But I'm no nazi though! Glad someone read my mind. ^___^
Besides, I AM a wolfgirl, wolves are SUPPOSED TO BE STRICT!
*singy songy voice* But that doesn't mean I can't have fun though. ^_~
Also, Hitler may not like smoking and neither do I but that doesn't mean I'm Hitler.......I just don't wanna die from smoking AND 2nd hand smoking that's all. What's wrong with that? ^_~
So anyways, a damn good job! Bravo!
Besides, I AM a wolfgirl, wolves are SUPPOSED TO BE STRICT!
*singy songy voice* But that doesn't mean I can't have fun though. ^_~
Also, Hitler may not like smoking and neither do I but that doesn't mean I'm Hitler.......I just don't wanna die from smoking AND 2nd hand smoking that's all. What's wrong with that? ^_~
So anyways, a damn good job! Bravo!
Another thing I notice why Hitler was a crazy hypocritical fucknut is that well I read that he had a HELLEVA lot of medical problems! I mean a WHOLE lot, that if any of you think you have very bad medical problems, think again. ^_~
Anyways, these are the health issues that Hitler has: irritable bowel syndrome, skin lesions, irregular heartbeat, Parkinson's disease, an STD disease called syphilis(which we got a cure for it now.^_~), and he's sooooooooooooo fucking addicted to methamphetamine.
Yep! This man is fucked up! And not only that, my brother told me that Hitler was actually born with only ONE testicle instead of 2! Just ONE ball in his pants!
LMFAO!! What a loser! No wonder one of his girlfriends killed themselves. XD
Anyways, these are the health issues that Hitler has: irritable bowel syndrome, skin lesions, irregular heartbeat, Parkinson's disease, an STD disease called syphilis(which we got a cure for it now.^_~), and he's sooooooooooooo fucking addicted to methamphetamine.
Yep! This man is fucked up! And not only that, my brother told me that Hitler was actually born with only ONE testicle instead of 2! Just ONE ball in his pants!
LMFAO!! What a loser! No wonder one of his girlfriends killed themselves. XD
And also did you see his hairstyle. It makes him look more like an emo-wannabe faggot! :P I bet he even cuts himself too(To all of the emos: I apologize but this is just a joke. Please don't take it too seriously. Thank you. ).
Also, HA! Hitler's not even a bona fide German himself as well! He's actually born in Austria which is close to Germany! LMFAO!! Whatta fucking idiot!
Also, HA! Hitler's not even a bona fide German himself as well! He's actually born in Austria which is close to Germany! LMFAO!! Whatta fucking idiot!
But...but Hitler makes such a good answer to all the questions you encounter in life!
"Who was the twentieth president of the United States?" "Hitler."
"What would you like to order today?" "Hitler!"
"Why does the sky appear blue?" "HITLER."
"Who derailed the thread?" "HITLER!"
"Who wrote Mein Kampf?" "...I don't know!"
"Who was the twentieth president of the United States?" "Hitler."
"What would you like to order today?" "Hitler!"
"Why does the sky appear blue?" "HITLER."
"Who derailed the thread?" "HITLER!"
"Who wrote Mein Kampf?" "...I don't know!"
Well, I can now carry this around with me and say: "You think your teacher/parent/admin/company is a nazi? Please identify the subject."
Just don't discriminate against the moustache. It can't choose what face to grow on.
This also reminds me of the whole 'Furry Mafia' thing, lol.
Just don't discriminate against the moustache. It can't choose what face to grow on.
This also reminds me of the whole 'Furry Mafia' thing, lol.
A shocking revelation! We were under the impression that fascism was not a political philosophy where imperialism and authoritarianism were imperative to the state, but that it referred to people with opposing tastes in music, school officials, those jerks at Wal-Mart who look at you funny for having a mohawk or one's parents!
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