Zash's Bombers Notebook, Entry One:

What a day.. first I find myself being dragged along by a scared shitless pony; I got turned into a walking rose bush with a gaping hole for a mouth; My nanites won't respond to my commands and now I'm running around this town called Clocktown, in a land apparently called "Termina". However, that's not the worst of it.. I'm stuck with this annoying creature called a fairy named Tatl. She nags more than my sister Veria, my boss, Braux, and a garbage disposal combined. She DOES have a nice booty though (which sucks because the scrapping of wood on your junk does not help one bit..do I even HAVE junk in this form?) and she's a good substitute for my nanites with that handy targeting skill she has, so, I can tolerate her..for now.

I get it Tatl, we need to get that ocarina back or else we're all dead. She repeats it every freaking half an hour to an hour, she kept me up ALL night searching for a "Great Fairy" in the north part of the city (convenient right?). I have to say, she is a persistent brat. I'm exhausted though, especially with the sun being down, it's worse since I'm a "Deku Scrub", I believe that's what they're called anyway, so my mood and patience is a splintered mess right now. Anyway, man, I'm glad I stole this notebook from those racist kids, this is the last source of sanity I can find in this universe I found myself in. I've never kept a journal before, but..it's..comforting, it helps me make sense of this upside down world. Also, that's the LAST time I use the Quantum Guitar while drunk, I plucked the quantum strings like it was a damn, ordinary guitar like a buffoon and wound up here. If that wasn't bad enough, I can't...use my nanite cores now to summon the guitar to get back home, it's as if, they're in suspended animation, or, frozen in time. They're hard to the touch and have the consistency of blue diamonds when it's usually soft and bouncy. I'm nervous, considering...oh..I'll DIE in a week or two without them active. Hopefully they'll wake back up from their little panic mode when I get back that stupid 'Ocarina' from the 'Imp' that stole it from me, so I can return to normal with that strange 'Mask Salesman's' help and I can go home.

Also.. what the hell is up with this planet's moon? Shouldn't it have broke apart and formed a new ring system being THAT close? ...and is that a FACE!? I..I don't know what's going on anymore; I don't know if it's a dream or not. Maybe when I get back to normal, I can think more clearly; I'm just soo tired. I haven't felt this frightened...and anxious since, Adelle was kidnapped by the Prometheus Initiative soo many years ago. Adelle.. I-I can't give up now, I HAVE to get home! I just wish this night would end so this body can pick up the damn pace..


Clock Town 1st Day -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h_sSI0nHQc