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Writer | Registered: Dec 29, 2015 12:30
Just a dude who loves all things belly and belch related and loves writing things of that variety.
I also enjoy long walks on the beach, and the company of people who have a sense of humor.
I'm lying, I don't actually like the beach.
Too much glass everywhere.
I mean, what kind of jackass tosses a beer bottle off the pier anyway?
There are recycle bins literally everywhere.
As you can see, I'm not very funny, hence my enjoyment of people who are.
Also, I love writing things and love writing people love reading enough to pay me to write things that I love writing.
Hash tag 'wat' (have I mentioned that I'm terribly unfunny yet?)
I also enjoy long walks on the beach, and the company of people who have a sense of humor.
I'm lying, I don't actually like the beach.
Too much glass everywhere.
I mean, what kind of jackass tosses a beer bottle off the pier anyway?
There are recycle bins literally everywhere.
As you can see, I'm not very funny, hence my enjoyment of people who are.
Also, I love writing things and love writing people love reading enough to pay me to write things that I love writing.
Hash tag 'wat' (have I mentioned that I'm terribly unfunny yet?)
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Commissions Open
2 years ago
What it do, homies?
Finally decided to open commissions up after a heckin' year.
Like I said, the process has been streamlined. To commission me, submit your request using the Google corm below:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1nZ.....yDGciZiMinCQf4
All the details you need can be found in there.
This is no longer a "first come, first serve" basis. Submitting a request does not guarantee that I will accept it. To avoid burnout, I will only accept the requests that most interest me, since those are the commissions that will be both easiest and quickest to write for. So please do not message me asking if I received your request or if I accepted it or not.
Any messages I get asking about that will be deleted.
Let's see where this goes, my dudes and dudettes!
Finally decided to open commissions up after a heckin' year.
Like I said, the process has been streamlined. To commission me, submit your request using the Google corm below:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1nZ.....yDGciZiMinCQf4
All the details you need can be found in there.
This is no longer a "first come, first serve" basis. Submitting a request does not guarantee that I will accept it. To avoid burnout, I will only accept the requests that most interest me, since those are the commissions that will be both easiest and quickest to write for. So please do not message me asking if I received your request or if I accepted it or not.
Any messages I get asking about that will be deleted.
Let's see where this goes, my dudes and dudettes!
User Profile
Accepting Trades
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No Favorite Music
Hard Rock
Favorite TV Shows & Movies
The Godfather
Favorite Games
Games that don't suck are cool.
Favorite Gaming Platforms
Playstation 4
Favorite Animals
Dogs
Favorite Foods & Drinks
Steaks
Favorite Quote
"Smile, you son of a bitch."

KnoxxPhrog
~knoxxphrog
Have an amazing Christmas with your friends and family to share many great memories and times.
From, Mytseria319 a.k.a Kira