I believe this is the acceptable way to use this...comp..uter, or whatever it may be named. Anywho...

Ahoy, mates... seems you've found my lovely little corner of this ultimately sinful yet oddly satisfying site. Me duties as a pirate dictate that I am to sail nonstop across the globe and experience particularly fascinating adventures, and what better way to do that than by observing and robbing--er, conversing with and entertaining the fuzzy folk of this culture.

I've already attended and pillaged a slew of your aptly named 'conventions', and will continue to do so with earnest enthusiasm, as you've all been quite accepting and privy to leaving your shinies unattended, much to my delight on both accounts. Also rum is plentiful with you lot, and usually it's prone to being free for the taking, so I will be sticking around as long as I can...possibly muster dealing with you all. A jest! Just a jest, furred ones.

So, feel free to rummage through my little page here, have a drink while you're at it-- a small one-- and be sure to stroke my ego every once in awhile with a comment or two, savvy?

~Captain Jack Sparrow


[ Jack Sparrow is © to Walt Disney Entertainment , Johnny Depp, and Jerry Bruckheimer Films. The use of this character is purely for parody and non-monetary purposes and falls under the Fair Use Policy. ]

[ OOC Info: I'm a performer and makeup artist by trade and profession, playing various characters in and out of the fandom for both the sake of entertainment and a side paycheck. I've worked for such companies as Universal Studios, NBC and the Walt Disney company in the past, but now freelance. ]

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