...get your romantic or sexual partners something special. This is why we are now selling custom-made necklaces that morph into pretty pink collars upon being worn! Your girlfriend, boyfriend, or otherwise will be so surprised when they find you putting a leash on them, and taking them outside like the little pet they are!

These collars come with a custom-lock guarantee! Once they click onto the neck of the soon-to-be-pet, the buckle will turn into a custom lock that may only be removed when you both want it, signifying how unbreakable your love is!

There are a wide variety of dog breeds that you can decide to turn your partner into, from bright pink poodles fit for pet fashion shows, to golden retrievers that will need extra-full bowls of kibble! No matter how tough they think they are, you will have them on the ground, arfing out begs of "Turn me back! I don't want to be a RRRRUFF- dog!" in no time!

Order now and may pick one bonus enchantment from the following list for free:

- Sex swap: Want to see your partner blush as the thing between their legs changes before their eyes? Then this is the enchantment for you! Turn your (cis) man into a mega-breasted breeding bitch, and watch the embarrassment in his eyes as another dog decides to fill him with a bunch of puppies. Or laugh as your (cis) girl struggles to fight the intense sexual urges given to her by her new, throbbing knot!

- Gift of obedience: Have you ever wanted a dog that's able to do any trick you tell it to? With this enchantment, your former partner will have no choice but to follow any dog commands you give them! Tell them to sit, and all their demands of "I'm going to get you for this!" will seem pathetic as they lower their cute little furry butt to the ground, like the loyal pup they are! Tell them to fetch, and they'll come back to you with a dirty stick or toy ball in their mouth, holding it like any dog is meant to. Guaranteed fun for all!

- Accident prone: If you don't mind cleaning up puddles, this is a sure way to make sure your former human's face is completely red! It'll be pretty hard for them to deny that they need to be taken out for walkies when they couldn't even avoid accidentally peeing on the couch.

-Pheromone booster: Is your new dog the asocial type, that's always pawwing at you and begging to be turned back, instead of playing with their new fellow dog friends? Then this will solve all your problems. Other dogs will be increasingly attracted to your prized pooch, and it will be very rare that they go out for a walkie without finding another pup sniffing their butt! They will want to play with your pet for hours! (Or in the case of the male ones, want to do a lot more to them)

This is a limited time offer, so order now!

(Warning: TF collars damaged in shipping have been known to have magic leaks. This may result in the transformation of the wrong partner or both partners, rather than the wearing partner. If such a malfunction occurs, contact us by email and we will ship a reversal serum in 3-6 business weeks.)

happy new years all my watchers! hope you have amazing 2022s!

And I hope you managed to break that transformation curse before midnight... or else you'll be stuck like that for an entire year. :3

we have been relapsing very bad this evening, and needed to sort out our thoughts. most of you should ignore this journal. it is not related to stories about characters being turned into other things.

content warning - reflections on suicide

this is your final warning to not read ahead.

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our last conversation was so anticlimactic.
i have spent years trying to decipher the metaphors. to remember the tone you used. but it was nothing. we were just talking. we were laughing. it was just another night.
i made us cookies that night.
i don't remember what the last words we ever exchanged were.
i don't remember what the last words i ever spoke were.

when you were found i was hanging outside, wearing my crocs and a stupid tank top... for a second i thought that it was a joke.
it didn't fit the tone of the evening.
the writers wouldn't end such a happy episode with that.
why the fuck would you do that.
moments ago everything was great.
you don't do that shit on such a fun evening.
really ruined the fucking mood.
read the room next time you slice your wrists.
who the fuck are you to decide that you're a burden.
did all the laughing we did together mean nothing.

you should have at least given us a content warning
before you let us find you like that.
maybe you did.
we were dumb back then.
i'm sorry.
at least i let you have my final words.

you had so much ahead of you.
you were at the start of your character arc.
why would you leave with no climax.
did you have somewhere more important to be

the human-turned-dragon you knew is mostly gone right now.
she left a kobold in charge.
someone who would fuck up less.
someone who would know not to open her mouth
and let her fire breath burn you alive.
though she's been coming out more often again.

and now the dragon realizes that she wasn't the main character there.
but now i will be the one to fight this villain.
and i have people who care about me. who will help.
i tried to follow you, but i am still here for a reason.
my allies will help me battle this villain and we'll have a happy ending.
i'm lucky.
thank you.
i'll miss you.