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Not Mona and Lily for Best Ass? :HideThePain:
Also what's wrong with Quinn's ass :unsure:
No, I can admit, they don't have the best asses. I'm objective (and not an assman so I don't really care. :ROFLMAO:).

I always picked Quinn hoping it would piss her off and it would come up somewhere that she's shitty at you for doing it. :( There was no one else I really wanted to piss off or have upset with me. :ROFLMAO:
 

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No, I can admit, they don't have the best asses. I'm objective (and not an assman so I don't really care. :ROFLMAO:).

I always picked Quinn hoping it would piss her off and it would come up somewhere that she's shitty at you for doing it. :( There was no one else I really wanted to piss off or have upset with me. :ROFLMAO:
That takes a lot of balls, brother. Thankfully Bella, Sage and Yoga Girl have stupendous fucking asses so I don't have to worry about being objective :KEK: But you?
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You could choose Heather, remember how she got all pissy when she accused MC of thinking her tits weren't big enough or whatever insane shit she was on about :ROFLMAO:
Edit: you and your hatred for Rio makes it so hard to love you sometimes :cautious:
 

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That takes a lot of balls, brother. Thankfully Bella, Sage and Yoga Girl have stupendous fucking asses so I don't have to worry about being objective :KEK: But you?
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You could choose Heather, remember how she got all pissy when she accused MC of thinking her tits weren't big enough or whatever insane shit she was on about :ROFLMAO:
I think Heather Butterface legitimately has the worst ass in the game. Also think Quinn has one of the best asses (aside from Cammy, whose ass greatness cannot be denied) in the game.
 
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That takes a lot of balls, brother. Thankfully Bella, Sage and Yoga Girl have stupendous fucking asses so I don't have to worry about being objective :KEK: But you?
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You could choose Heather, remember how she got all pissy when she accused MC of thinking her tits weren't big enough or whatever insane shit she was on about :ROFLMAO:
Edit: you and your hatred for Rio makes it so hard to love you sometimes :cautious:
Good point. I never even thought of Heather (she's irrelevant to me most of the time). :ROFLMAO:
And yes, she would win the worst ass objectively (not Rio, sorry Ri).

At least we won't have to quibble about Rio for much longer. :cautious:
 

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I think Heather Butterface legitimately has the worst ass in the game. Also think Quinn has one of the best asses (aside from Cammy, whose ass greatness cannot be denied) in the game.
Good point. I never even thought of Heather (she's irrelevant to me most of the time). :ROFLMAO:
And yes, she would win the worst ass objectively (not Rio, sorry Ri).
Maybe my fondness for asses on the larger side is blinding me, but I'm not sure I would agree with Heather's being the worst :unsure:
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At least we won't have to quibble about Rio for much longer. :cautious:
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I wrote "unremarkable VN pretties" there. So if you quit cherrypicking and read the whole sentence you'll notice that the Light of My Life Sig proves my point.
There is nothing to cherrypick, that's what I always do every time I see a shit take, I look for signatures and do a quick search for the user's favorite games and without fail it takes less than 10 seconds to be vindicated.
I'm not saying they are not pretty according to beauty standards, I'm saying they are ordinary and the models in Light of my Life are anything but ordinary.
Just because they are caricature toons drawn with the left hand, on purpose, doesn't make them remarkable.
Also if you play that game you'll see that the visuals are more polished and sleek than this one.
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And about how they were cheating on each other with the MC, yeah they do
thats not what you typed the first time around
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MC reading too much, or too little in the girl's statements also wasn't part of your og complaint. You can disagree with the writing on that scenario, most of us do and you can always take it with the Pinkman, but it has nothing to do with what you claimed it was. The girls do not cheat on you.
 
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It's all good. Sage is ok with your sexual history (as long as Jade is not in it of course. ;))
You never know, Sage is a kinky woman :devilish:
Best Asses - Mel/Cam.
Worst Ass - Quinn.
Agree to best ass, for worst ass in this particular image I will add Elena
Although picking Sarah for best ass, will have a benefit down the road. :love:
Same goes for picking Camilla and I think it applies to Mel and Rio as well
 
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