I think, therefore I better write it down.

Wait, I'm supposed to say hello first, aren't I? Oops.

Hola! I'm Twi, and I write poetry, lyrics, and short stories. I'm a philosopher and I enjoy debate. And I have a nasty temper.

Unfortunately, I'm not skilled at drawing. If I were, I'd probably be an architect.

I'm a bit of an introvert, so please don't mind my aloofness. It's nothing personal, I just sort of take my time. One thing you should know about me is that I am very independent and value my freedom.

 genderless  wowfurs  pokemonfurries
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I will write stories and songs and poems on commission. I will charge based on content and word-count.

clean (no sex, a PG-13 level of violence, not too offensive to anyone):

$10 -- under 250 words.

$15 -- 251-500 words.

$20 -- 501-2000 words.

$25/chapter -- full-length novel.

dirty (sex, or violence above a PG-13 level):

$15 -- under 250 words.

$20 -- 251-500 words.

$25 -- 501-2000 words.

$35/chapter -- full-lenth novel.

filthy (includes content that I personally abhor, such as rape, gratuitous sexism or other forms of bigotry, particularly disturbing content to me. if you are uncertain, ask. I will tell you):

$20 -- under 250 words.

$30 -- 251-500 words.

$40 -- 501-2000 words.

$50/chapter -- full-length novel.

you can pay me at paypal.me/twilightinsanity.

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The Spider (A.K.A. "Twilight" or "Twi") has two "natural" forms: Human, and Beast. in Human form, he is about 5ft and 10in tall, with shoulder-length straight black stringy hair. he is very thin and wiry, with long bony fingers, a skinny hourglass figure, flat chest, broad shoulders, and effeminate hips. he is pale, but has dark body hair, and a sharp goatee and hanging sideburns (kinda like Wolverine's, hanging off the back of his jaw, but thinner than his). his eyes are deep brown, but are slightly glassy and fogged over, and his facial features are sharp and chiseled. his forehead is somewhat sloping, and his jaw set. his nose is large yet narrow, pointing like a rounded triangle. his feet have high arches, and his back has a slight curve to it, from habitual hunched, sloping posture. he generally wears long pants, and either mostly-unbuttoned shirts, an open vest, or bare-chested. when not wearing a shirt, his ribs can sometimes be clearly visible. he is sometimes known to cross-dress.

in Beast form, he is a towering hulking brute who probably would stand about 9 feet tall if he stood up straight. however, he is perpetually hunched over to a stooped 7ft height. he looks like a large bear crossed with a werewolf, with a giant hump over his left shoulder, and sporting a pair of curved rams horns. his long, shaggy brown fur is fairly dark, and is thicker around his neck like a mane or collar, and in a happy trail reaching down to cover his groin. he has a horse-like tail, and long sharp claws on his hands, which can grasp like a human's hands. his muzzle is lined with sharp teeth, though he has a few molars in the back of his mouth. his eyes are glassy and fogged over, clearly showing how nearly blind he is. his long ears flop over like a dog's. his arms are powerfully muscled, but are unevenly sized, with the left shoulder thicker from the hump on his back on that side. his legs are heavily bowed, and are very lean, with digitigrade clawed feet. he generally wears no clothes in this form, or else only long pants, which sometimes rip like the Incredible Hulk's when he transforms.

in Arachnid form, he's very lanky and tall, probably about 5'10" from head to toe. he is skinny as a rail, with broad shoulders and wide hips creating a feminine figure. his hair is thin, straight, and falls to the middle of his back, coloured a glossy black with some very dark brown highlights. he has four eyes, human-like in appearance. the normal pair in the front of his face above his nose, and a pair of infrared eyes spaced above them a bit wider apart. his smile is full of sharp needle-like teeth, and his mandibles are small and hidden inside his mouth. he has six arms, the extra two pairs each having an extra joint in the limbs. his arms are scrawny and his hands large with long bony fingers. he can shoot silk threads from his fingertips. his hands and feet have tiny hooks all over them, allowing him to climb walls and threads with ease. he dresses in long pants with low rise crotches, and is often shirtless or else wearing an open vest. he is always barefoot, and his toes are very flexible. his posture is relaxed, as though he is always lounging, or dancing, or swaying, even as he moves. his movements are fluid and smooth, and he has a way of being at once slow and swift. he is very precise.

in female form, Twi generally looks the same as any one f his other forms, but with more effeminate facial features, large A to small B cup breasts, longer hair, and sometimes smaller hands. he sometimes uses either male features or female features for his base body when shifting to a hermaphrodite form.

as a quick side note, Twi has a very intriguing ability in all his forms: he is able to conjure anything he desires or needs, flawlessly. he is paranoid schizophrenic, and unable to determine reality from hallucination. he recognizes this, and has tried to consider it and deduce the answer as best he can. this led to him becoming very sequestered and somewhat of a hermit, but also very insane. he has lost nearly all of his capability to distinguish physical from metaphysical. this coupled with the fact that he is a skilled magician means that he conjures things subconsciously.

he doesn't ever think to abuse it, and he doesn't give it a second thought most of the time. one minute he'll be walking down the hall, and he'll be thirsty. so he walks to the fridge, pulls out the jug of water, and holds out his hand as if he already had a cup. he will begin pouring water into the non-existent cup, which appears just as the water pours. he will then drink the water, and then lower his hand as if there were never a cup in the first place, and the cup will have vanished. he'll then continue walking down the hall to another room, where he will sit down in thin air which becomes an armchair as he sits. he'll then begin writing on a notepad that wasn't there until he moved his hands into the position of holding it, with a pen that wasn't there until he started writing. and when he has finished writing, the pen and notepad will vanish as he puts his hands back down like he never had the pen and notepad in the first place.

it's really crazy. to him, reality is in the moment only. and it is literally what he makes of it.

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Liz is a petite redheaded human Vampire. she has pale skin without freckles, and bright green eyes. her hair is naturally red, and cut short (somewhere between a pixie cut and a boyish cut). she is 5ft and 2in tall, and weighs 93 lbs. her bra size is 34A. she is a skilled Cruomancer (blood mage), and uses this to her advantage. she is very submissive, but also highly manipulative. she often tries to trick men or women into dominating her, for her own entertainment. but she also uses her skills to defend herself or loved ones from harm, or to accomplish some other goal. she honestly enjoys filling traditional female roles, and being submissive and demure, and she gets very excited by being dominated. however, she does find acts of subtle violence and manipulation very fun, and has a sadistic side which she keeps hidden from most everybody. she tends to dress in cute or elegant clothing, particularly traditional formalwear. she could be seen wearing pacific or caribbean islander garb, or japanese kimono, or victorian style dresses. but she may also wear medieval gowns, or mini skirts and t-shirts, or even print pajamas.

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